Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

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  • Loons The Great

    Well...Well...Well...

    Look at all the people here tonight-a

    Folks, you ain't heard nuthin' yet

    Give it a lil' jump one time there baby send it up yeah

    I know...that everybody is somebody else's fool
    But 'fore...I let you dog me I'll eat grass like a Georgia mule

    Well, welcome to Tobocco Road, baby

    An' the hits jus' keep on comin' baby!!

    Wella, welcome to EUAS Street, ya'll...where you'll find rockin' house parties, fish fries, gambling joints, an' jukes...

    Where is JaneVH nah? She got a line of jive, people, that will make a man go wrong. And she got a way of lovin' will break up your happy home.

    Put yo weight on it!!

    Oooon gow wha...we gots the POW WAH

    Ups and downs...if it isn't...you ain't takin' 'nuff risks I says...

    And the joint is jumpin' early...I HEARD Y'ALL MISSED EUAS...actually I didn't BUT I'M GONNA ACT LIKE I FUCKIN' WELL DID!!!!!!...Yeah, even I gets the blues sometimes...

    I'm the only Loons. I'm THE Loons: there ain't no other one but me.

    Ain't nuthin' but Runnin' With The Devil make you treat me like you do...I'm gonna break out juss' like the measles. Girl, I'm gonn' be all over you...

    SO SHOVEL THE COAL, LET THIS RATTLER ROLL

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    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 13001

      Thanks Loons.

      Might I add how much more color you bring to this fuckin' joint by bein' here? It ain't the fucking David Lee Roth Army without your posts bro.

      After a cupla years, they make more sense than ever.
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • Vinnie Velvet
        Full Member Status

        • Feb 2004
        • 4587

        MAX, you're an old bro from the Links daze.

        Whenever I was getting bashed by some Hagarita, I remember MX (Ou812MAX) coming to my aid.

        Roth on my brother.

        Maybe you've earned the EUAS colors.
        =V V=
        ole No.1 The finest
        EAT US AND SMILE

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        • Va Beach VH Fan
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Dec 2003
          • 17913

          Originally posted by MAX
          Can I at least wear a pledge pin?
          A pledge pin !!! On your Van Halen tour jacket !!!!!

          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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          • POJO_Risin
            Roth Army Caesar
            • Mar 2003
            • 40648

            I gotta tell you...

            If hain were back in the fucking fold...and we could get that cuntbag Brownsound to post here instead of looking at pictures of 75 year old women getting banged by horses...

            I'd take this fucking band of maniacs...

            and go have some fun...

            tried half-assed 4 or 5 months ago...

            Here's the key to EUAS...actually knowing something about Roth....period...

            People that were in EUAS knew their shit...it wasn't some gay assed gang of misfits who just fucked around drinking fake tea and eating fake crumpets...

            That's how you got your keys...

            and there was a day and age when I can think of a few people that took that shit serious...

            I hammered the fuck out of Penix...for wearing the colors...I had had a conversation with BS and hainy a week or so before that about what to do with people that wore the colors without permission...lmfao...

            and we decided early on it was fucking "COLORS" mentality...

            lmfao...

            and we were the fucking "Nightmares walkin...psychopath's talkin'..."

            Yeah...I've got no problems with Phoenix...and had actually forgotten that...

            Fired from fan intro...in August of 2000...

            was it jetm?
            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648

              I can't remember all the members and their orders like some of you fucks...

              I remember NOT wanting Janevh in the group because of her name...lmfao...and because I was convinced she was a trucker/dyke...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                And when Icon and I got into a posting junket...

                4 of our posts back to back were longer than the unabridged version of the bible...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347

                  "dirty movies" was the first mod fired.

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                  • POJO_Risin
                    Roth Army Caesar
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 40648

                    I probably fired him and hired you...lmfao...

                    and don't even fucking remember "dirty movies..."
                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • WARF
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 15347

                      You were a supermod when I joined pojo.

                      I think the webbies were Sarge, AlbertR and one other dude... who doesn't post at this site.

                      Actually to be quite honest... I was a lurker for the first couple months the board was open... and your DAVID LEE ROTH survivor post on the main got me pumped up... and I said fuck it... I'll register!

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                      • WARF
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 15347

                        Shit.... I still think the DLR survivor was the best commentary ever posted at this site.

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648

                          ThatArtGuy???

                          and there was another guy...
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                          • POJO_Risin
                            Roth Army Caesar
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 40648

                            I swear to christ my nigga...

                            I spent the first 2 months of this site in 2000...

                            posting about 50 a day (which was probably down from 200 or so a day at the Links (literally had 6 months of down time between my Masters and moving for my first post-masters job)...fucking everywhere...

                            mainly in main, and the Romper Room...

                            with 1 or 2 posts a day at the Links...

                            in the UFF thread...
                            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • WARF
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 15347

                              Daveman... what the fuck happened to Daveman?

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                              • WARF
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 15347

                                Yeah here's the original site, with the Original EUAS thread fully intact.

                                Click Here!
                                Last edited by WARF; 10-14-2005, 10:01 PM.

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