Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[hain23x]

Now this is a perfect example of the gayness that I'm talkin' about!

that shit is just beyond gay!
I MEAN SHIT, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP ~@!!!


here=confetti, titties, booze, good times

there=uptight, boring, VH3, crystal pepsi

It truly is a reflection of the eras

here--classic mighty Van Halen
there=Van Hagar middle aged dulldrom

[BrownSound1]

Yeah, that's almost as gay as going to a fucking Sammy Hagar webchat. :D

[hain23x]

LOL~ hey man, we were trying to get to the bottom of a very important mystery at the time!

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Yeah, that's almost as gay as going to a fucking Sammy Hagar webchat. :D

[hain23x]

just to make sure we are talking about the same thing..

yes the "cruise" is gay, but the whole "I'll ban you if you say something negative" is BEYOND gay!

[Loons The Great]

Good Goodly Gravy...fo sho's and dobros...an' mofos...

Originally posted by hain23x

here's a novel concept.. why not have NO MODS?

it works fine over at the Black Crowes website and they have more smart asses over there than they know what to do with.

Right on, Hain23x! I've done a lil' posting over there at The Official Black Crowes forums as Lightnin' Slim II an' I never noticed there were no mods.

[BrownSound1]

Originally posted by hain23x
LOL~ hey man, we were trying to get to the bottom of a very important mystery at the time!

And that we did. Just think, Sammy directly caused the formation of EUAS. :D

[MAX]

Two things heeya...

How bout you old coots gloat the glory days. Personally, I've read a lot.

Share the wisdom to us rooks?

Secondly and only cos Hain posted the aftermath.

Y'all gotta be proud of both Loons and myself for allowing the "gayness to happen. lol

Max and Loons -

You do kind of make people's points when you come into a thread titled "Sammy Cruise" and sabotage it. I checked back on this thread today, because I saw new posts...I was thinking maybe someone added some valuable info to it for Sammy fans...

Nope, just you two clowns doing what you do...

Hey man, whatever....I enjoy your posts 84.3% of the time, just wondering why you came into a Sammy Cruise post to begin with...pretty much just to start shit, right?

Closed.

Fell free to open a new Sammy crusie thread if you like.

Max, Loons stay out of it.

Nedless to say, both Loons and I saved that ship from sinkin'. We shouldn't be put out to sea...

Lifeboats man, nothin' but yeah!!!
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[Brett]

Man you guys must be new, I would think you know OLO's sense of humor by now (the last 5 years) with the banning comment. I am starting to worry gentlemen.

Oh but you are banned of course.

[Loons The Great]

God Moves On The Water

God Moves On The Water
by
Blind Willie Johnson
recording of December 1929, New Orleans

Ah, Lord, ah, Lord
Year of nineteen hundred and twelve, April the fourteenth day
Great Titanic struck an iceberg, people had to run and pray
God moves, moves, God moves, ah, and the people had to run and pray
The guards who had been a-watching, asleep 'cause they were tired
When they heard the great excitement, then a gunshot was fired
God moves, moves, God moves, ah, and the people had to run and pray
Captain Smith gave orders, women and children first
Many of the lifeboats piled right up, many were liable to crush
God moves on, God moves, God moves, ah, and the people had to run and pray
Ahh-ah
So many had to leave their happy home, all that they possess
Lord Jesus, will you hear us now, help us in our distress
God moves, God moves, God moves, ah, people had to run and pray
Women had to leave their loving ones, see 'bout their safety
When they heard the liner was doomed, hearts did almost break
God moves, God moves, God moves, ah, and the people had to run and pray
A.G. Smith, mighty man, built a boat that he couldn't understand
Named it a name of God in a tin, without a "c", Lord, he pulled it in
God moves, ah, God moves, God moves, ah, and the people had to run and pray
(spoken: Well) Ahh, ah, Lord

[hain23x]

Now if Olo had posted that over here I would think he was joking.

But you never know over THERE!

like there was a comment in that same thread I think from Guitar Shark where he was saying something like "that kind of stuff doesn't belong over here. it belongs at dlrarmy"

shit, it's a Van Halen message board! I thought Van Halen was about having fun and goofing around.

I'm always reminded of that guitar magazine cover during the Balance run that said "Eddie Van Halen gets serious" when I see VH fans taking things too seriously.

I was going to post a funny comment after that 'banned' comment but I thought I'd get banned!
:D

Then I'd NEVER be able to slap Van Hagar fans around again


closing threads over some comedy...
it just seemed a little too brokeback sheepherder to me

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
And that we did. Just think, Sammy directly caused the formation of EUAS. :D

Yup.

[POJO_Risin]

Who the fuck is OLO?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Yeah, that's almost as gay as going to a fucking Sammy Hagar webchat. :D

That still cracks me the fuck up...

Three fucking Roth fans...meeting up at a Sammy chat...knowing that fat fucker wouldn't answer any one of our questions...

and BS gets through with some gay ass question about Sammy blowing Alice Cooper...

or some shit...

[Loons The Great]

What's worse--goin' from Hot For Teacher and Top Jimmy to Why Can't This Be Love and Inside??...goin' from Me Wise Magic and Can't Get This Stuff No More to How Many Say I and The Ballad of Ballot or de Bullet??

Roth hangs with Charlie Sheen. Ed hangs with dudes from Toto and crystal meth dealers.

The Sammy cruise--LORD HAVE MERCY...how can this NOT be made fun of?? The 'cruise' should be booed when it launches and when it lands...and if it sinks. An' it should be booed on the internet, at the water cooler, and at the local watering hole.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[POJO_Risin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA...

I needed a good fucking laugh tonight...

The Sammy Cruise...christ...this has to be a fucking crank....

If Sammy Sank in the ocean...what would the movie be called...