Interesting Motherfuckers: David Lee Roth

[FORD]

I'm devastated by your witty comeback. I bet you're the funniest kid in junior high school.

No, my junior high school taught me that sexual orientation is not determined by whether or not one touches his or her own body parts.

[cadaverdog]

No, my junior high school taught me that sexual orientation is not determined by whether or not one touches his or her own body parts.

You already had sex education class? I didn't think they taught that until the seventh grade.

[Heater]

What's a fromtman?

Dont make fun of my harelip.

[Nitro Express]

Ah that desperate peroxide version of Dave was cheesy good. After seeing Dave's buck knuckle I'm glad he's wearing overalls now instead of the super hero spandex shit.

[DONNIEP]

I actually took this pic at that Lansing show in 2003.

Same outfit he wore at Speed Streets here in Charlotte. Last band to perform for the whole week. And during Jump, the fireworks are going off above downtown Charlotte. Best part about the show? I was on a first date with a chick and my ex wife had moved out for good that morning. It did rain throughout almost the whole show, but it was a great show. And when I came home at maybe 4 in the morning with a new chick, there was no Beast in the house.

[ZahZoo]

So then you must wear Depends, so you can piss your pants and never have to touch your own dick at all, right?

And if you never wash it.... well that would explain why no women would want anything to do with you and why you have to ------>

Just an observation... your long term interest in the detailed logistics and in-depth knowledge of C-Dog™'s immoral footwear obsession seems to indicate you, yourself have strong passion and interest in this subject matter...

[FORD]

Just an observation... your long term interest in the detailed logistics and in-depth knowledge of C-Dog™'s immoral footwear obsession seems to indicate you, yourself have strong passion and interest in this subject matter...

Not a chance. It's too goddamned hard for me to find socks that fit my Size 15 feet to ever waste them on that sort of perversion.

[cadaverdog]

Not a chance. It's too goddamned hard for me to find socks that fit my Size 15 feet to ever waste them on that sort of perversion.

Horseshit. I wear 14s and I have no problem finding socks. You have to buy the extra large ones for size 12 and over. They're a little more expensive but they're not hard to find.

[atomicpnk47]

What's a fromtman?

That would be the man with the buck knuckle....

[BenJammin]

I don't know which is wierder, checking out Dave's package or looking up the male version of the cameltoe.....

... and did you know the female version of a cockblock is a beaverdam ?


All gayness aside here, listening to Soul Kitchen again reminds me of how good Dave can sound when he stays in his range. However, the Door's keyboards started getting on my nerves so bad I finally had to delete them from my Mp3 player after two of their songs came up in a row and even worse when I have to listen to imitations backing Dave. I admit Ray Manzarick (or however you spell his name) was extremely talented, but those sounds are right up there with listening to an accordian on rock music... doesn't add up... and how anyone made it through one of their concerts without deepthroating the barrel of a gun I don't know. Jim himself was probably tired of those sounds when he OD'd in that bathtub.

[cadaverdog]

All gayness aside here, listening to Soul Kitchen again reminds me of how good Dave can sound when he stays in his range. However, the Door's keyboards started getting on my nerves so bad I finally had to delete them from my Mp3 player after two of their songs came up in a row and even worse when I have to listen to imitations backing Dave. I admit Ray Manzarick (or however you spell his name) was extremely talented, but those sounds are right up there with listening to an accordian on rock music... doesn't add up... and how anyone made it through one of their concerts without deepthroating the barrel of a gun I don't know. Jim himself was probably tired of those sounds when he OD'd in that bathtub.

I thought Dave butchered that song and the other one I posted. I'm not a big keyboard fan either but that's the Doors signature sound. The Doors are like the Grateful Dead. You either love them or hate them.