If you were David Lee Roth for a day....

[WARF]

Here's what i would do if time was permitted

1) Call up Ed and QUIT Van Halen
2) Reform the DLR Band and hunt down Michael Anthony to play bass.
3) Shop a record deal for the John 5 album
4) Use my celebrity status to bang as many chicks as I can in one day.

[sonrisa salvaje]

I would check my black book (and any home videos i could find) to see what celebrities i had banged. I would call up Martha Quinn to see if i could hook up with her.