"An evening with Van Halen" tour idea.

[Von Halen]

I would like to see them drop the pointless shitty support act though and stick in an intermission. Seems like a Win-Win to me.

They can get Tremonti to open for them! Double duty for Wolfgang!

[ELVIS]

Check it out Von...

The lyrics to Jump!

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh Hey you ! How said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don't know, you won't know until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

[guitar solo]

[keyboard solo]

Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump

[ELVIS]

My favorite part is the keyboard solo...

[Von Halen]

Check it out Von...

The lyrics to Jump!

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh Hey you ! How said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don't know, you won't know until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.

[guitar solo]

[keyboard solo]

Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump

I bet that's what all the secrecy is about. They're remastering Jump, and re-releasing it!

[ELVIS]

I hope it's not something that bad...