Eddie Doesn't Know Where David Lee Roth is Living?

[ELVIS]

Is that kwum gay looking for his drumsticks ??

[Phil theStalker]

Is that kwum gay looking for his drumsticks ??

Whitch o1ne//?.. DAVE's ben acTING FUNny laTEly. Hee wus sittiin' on da TOILet anNd singgin', "I reeched down bEEtwEEn mmmy leggs aNd EEAsed da sEAT bacK, butt theer wuz NOO ASs wiPING papper." Sooooo ... I threw him OUt agin..Hee keeps cumming BAK! sAYS HEe liKEs mmmy POTato PANcakes.

Dis mmmnan is OBVIOUSly a PsSycHotiC!