Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[ELVIS]

Remember, back in '07 Dave said "judge us harshly."

I remember...

That's why I'm holding up my end of the deal...

[TJMKID]

When did Chumly start playing bass for Van Halen?

Wolf is a real embarrassment to Ed. Say what you want about Dave, but the guy is 60 and deserves a pass on the vocals from all the dues he's paid.

Wolf is somebody who has no pride or self-introspection to let himself get that disgustingly fat. He wakes up and tells himself he's special because his Dad is a guitar legend and his Mom is a famous actress, and that bothers me. He's part of the many problems associated with the "Millenials". Way too pampered and coddled. They don't have any tolerance for being told their faults and shortcomings. You just know Valerie was cramming Ho-Ho's down his throat after every fight her and Eddie had in the 90s --- compensatory mechanism for being cocaine/booze junkie parents.

[Dave's Bitch]

I've seen Panama, RWTD, DTNA and Hot for Teacher and it looks like I got a big old piece of humble pie to eat. Dave sounded really good. Those screams, hell yeah!. All in all it was pretty cool, good job Dave

[fryingdutchman]

Let's see his hair replacement scar.

Remember, back in '07 Dave said "judge us harshly."

And while we're at it, another "greatest hits" tour to support a live recording of the same songs from two years ago feels a lot like the "pasture"...and not the "future."

[vandeleur]

I've seen Panama, RWTD, DTNA and Hot for Teacher and it looks like I got a big old piece of humble pie to eat. Dave sounded really good. Those screams, hell yeah!. All in all it was pretty cool, good job Dave

am sure i'm still hammered , where did you see the other two. No pun intended.

[fraroc]

Wolf is a real embarrassment to Ed. Say what you want about Dave, but the guy is 60 and deserves a pass on the vocals from all the dues he's paid.

Wolf is somebody who has no pride or self-introspection to let himself get that disgustingly fat. He wakes up and tells himself he's special because his Dad is a guitar legend and his Mom is a famous actress, and that bothers me. He's part of the many problems associated with the "Millenials". Way too pampered and coddled. They don't have any tolerance for being told their faults and shortcomings. You just know Valerie was cramming Ho-Ho's down his throat after every fight her and Eddie had in the 90s --- compensatory mechanism for being cocaine/booze junkie parents.

Jesus Christ you make poor Wolfie out to be like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0


btw if you want to lose weight, watch one of these documentaries....

[Dave's Bitch]

am sure i'm still hammered , where did you see the other two. No pun intended.

Hot for Teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtHwGcwRHHM

DTNA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYKIUNWF9mU

DTNA is a really, really poor quality recording though

[vandeleur]

btw if you want to lose weight, ...

Use up more calories than you put in.

[Kristy]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Here are some observations:

Roth cannot sing - FACT

Eddie recycles his riffs FACT

Alex just looks old and really freaky SOMEWHAT FACTUAL

The Wolf dude is a rich kid playing bass with ADHD PROVEN

Of them all, Wolfie was the best. Why? Lot of F A T fucking VH fans out there. Wolf boy is their god. Their Carl's Jr. God.

As of today, I will buy that 1/4 speed remaster of the first album and wish I was on weed not only to thoroughly enjoy it but to erase all memory of that shit I saw last night.

[Kristy]

I guess I'm just not enthralled with this particular effort with the live album and "supporting tour."

Why is that? Please tell me your feelings on the subject.


My advice is don't let that bother you. The Stones and Rush have been doing this for years. It's known as "Fan Fleecing Disorder" Your prognosis is good - unlike the rest of the homorotic throng you share your post with.

Pop some SSRI's buy as gun and listen to Katy Perry.

[BITEYOASS]

Well if Krusty Cunt and the KKKelvis hate this live album, then it has to be FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

[Kristy]

Hey, anyone bought those 1/4 remasters? what do you think of them?



I'm interested.

The pain is gone and the pleasure is yet to come

[ELVIS]

Buy a few copies then...

[ELVIS]

Use up more calories than you put in.

That's how to starve yourself, not lose weight...

[Kristy]

Well if Krusty Cunt and the KKKelvis hate this live album, then it has to be FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

Don't believe I was talking about the live album.