Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[ELVIS]

I've seen Panama, RWTD, DTNA and Hot for Teacher and it looks like I got a big old piece of humble pie to eat. Dave sounded really good. Those screams, hell yeah!. All in all it was pretty cool, good job Dave

I agree...

[Kristy]

Life can sometimes be strange.

[vandeleur]

That's how to starve yourself, not lose weight...

shut up ya nob

[fraroc]

Terrible. Just terrible.

Here are some observations:

Roth cannot sing - FACT

Eddie recycles his riffs FACT

Alex just looks old and really freaky SOMEWHAT FACTUAL

The Wolf dude is a rich kid playing bass with ADHD PROVEN

Of them all, Wolfie was the best. Why? Lot of F A T fucking VH fans out there. Wolf boy is their god. Their Carl's Jr. God.

As of today, I will buy that 1/4 speed remaster of the first album and wish I was on weed not only to thoroughly enjoy it but to erase all memory of that shit I saw last night.

1. You're a bitch: FACT
2. You're a fucking bitch: FACT
3. You have an extremely saggy and loose vagina: FACT

[Kristy]

I see your father is still molesting you.

[fryingdutchman]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

[katina]

Panama, take 1 & 2 (uncut ), and RWTD.
Around 2:02, Dave hits and touch his nose.

They sounded pretty good and looked really happy.

[Kristy]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

It's just the NSA. No need to worry.

[twonabomber]

Hey...not to go way off topic...but was the site temporarily unavailable for anyone else this morning?

I kept getting a screen saying that it had been suspended.

People For The Ethical Treatment Of Fat People must have had us shut down. All good now!

[DONNIEP]

The rumors have been confirmed! The once mighty Van Halen will be in NYC for the next couple of months for rehearsals in preparation of their 2015 World Tour! Wolfgang Van Halen, the definitive bass player for the band, was spotted today in the streets of New York looking fit and pleased with himself after last night's triumphant live performance!

[vandeleur]

[philouze]

Dave sounded better than I expected. Fraroc, shut up. As if you were not making an embarassment of yourself enough...

[philouze]

Put a bass in his hands, you have Fraroc..

[Dave's Bitch]

Jesus Christ you make poor Wolfie out to be like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzktJYFkEJ0


btw if you want to lose weight, watch one of these documentaries....

He sure as hell could stand to lose a few lbs. He is 24, and being that weight at 24 is not good. It is not like any of it is muscle, either. You would assume given his dads poor health that Wolf would take care to assure he is in good physical health. If he stays this size he is going to have his share of health issues when he gets older

[BumBahDeeDah]

Ironically, "ton of fun" is also his new Instagram handle.

That's not funny. I'm really trying hard not to chuckle. Fuck you for making me laugh.