Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[ALMOSTsaved]

I enjoyed the performance.

[DONNIEP]

Man your showing your true colours today

You have no idea. DB and I can do this all day long. It's a form of torture, really.

[ELVIS]

I think he learned that one from Sammy Hagar...

[Nitro Express]

Wolfie has gotten bigger. Dave sings bad. Ed and Al sound ok. Their best days are far in the rear view mirror but hey, if you want to see a legendary guitar player and frontman try and pull it off in their old age then buy a ticket. It might be the last tour. I hope so.

[Nitro Express]

Dave needs bionic legs!! Or maybe a stunt double! I can see it now...the lights go dim, Dave sneaks off stage and the strobes kick in. Dave's stunt double comes out, jumps 37 feet into the air off the drum riser then does a full on Karate Kid/Cheerleader routine and ends it with a flawless tumbling run across the stage! Then Dave comes out, bows and they launch into Unchained!!!

To be honest Don I would rather sit in a kiddie pool drinking cheap beer watching you run that pretty red lawn tractor around mowing your lawn than to see Van Halen. It would be more entertaining.

[Nitro Express]

Ugh, that reminds me of the Fair, all that damn deep fried crap. I get nauseous just walking through the vending area. The only thing I've ever eaten that was "dipped" at the fair was a piece of cheesecake that was dipped in chocolate. But since the cheesecake was frozen it didn't really taste like much. Plus there's just so many unattractive people walking around, sucking on gigantic Jurassic Turkey Legs that it just wrecks your appetite.

Oh man I wiggled out of going to the fair last year and hope to do it this year. Yeah I hear you on fair food. Over pirced, full of lard and sits in your stomach like a bunch of old chewing gum. By the time the demolition derby is halfway through and the goddammed thing seems to go on forever you feel like you have to shit out half your guts and if it's going to happen it's going to happen in public because the beer line to the toilet is a mile long.

[Seshmeister]

I'm surprised on how well Slash's offspring look:

They don't even have shoes for fuck sake!

[Nitro Express]

Mike had the Jack Daniel's bass. I think Wolfie needs a Ben and Jerry's ice cream bass or maybe a an Irv's Quad Burger bass.

[clarathecarrot]

Wolf just doesn't help DLR at all, he sounds just like his dad and that isn't the backing DLR needs.

It is like two EDs singing when wolf is joining in..no harmony of diversity in time.

So, DLR is all alone out there.

The magic of VH was when Ed and MA hit the same notes from different tonalities.

I believe Dave busted ass all this last month with a vocal coach he was ready more than ever then as fate would have it he breaks his fucking own nose min into the set.

Ever try to sing with watery eyes and two tampons up your nose swallowing blood .. the sinus is a major part of vocalizing...tough tough breaks my man....

He went on with the show. Pavarotti would have gone to the hospital in a helicopter and cancelled the show.

Dave was ready and now for all eternity the VH TV performance first in 30 years is him is with a bloody nose and playing catchup to Eds inability to deal with technical issues and regroup for the betterment of the show.

Oh well give Dave a few weeks he will get back on top.

[Kristy]

They don't even have shoes for fuck sake!

Call Trollvis' social worker to investigate. Fuck knows how she/he failed us.

[Kristy]

Dad jeans and Adidis. Roth has single-handly concocted a new middle-aged crisis meme.

[Heater]

You mean the 60 year old man's kicks weren't up to snuff, Heater? C'mon man. You were partially on point with that post, but that's just absurd.

They were OK, very OK for a 60 year old, but maybe he should be putting that effort into other parts of his performance. Last night went off a lot better than I thought it might, any malfunctions Dave is having these days is from trying too hard, and sometimes trying too hard fucks things up (see:Recent Dance the Night Away performances).

[Heater]

It looks like just slipped on a banana peel.

[Nitro Express]

He should have left his head bald and had his Japanese tattoo artist tattoo an 8 Ball on his head for the tour and they he could come out with a big inflatable 8 Ball and bounce around.

[clarathecarrot]

He should have left his head bald and had his Japanese tattoo artist tattoo an 8 Ball on his head for the tour and they he could come out with a big inflatable 8 Ball and bounce around.

No more bullets for you till you get some rehab...safety first......that sentence is to much like my shtick.