Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[ELVIS]

It will be a pleasure to go see Ed, Al and Wolf tear it up on a summer night, playing classic Van Halen with the only singer worthy of fronting this band.

At least you wont have problems scoring tickets...

[damngoodtimes]

It's like if the Beatles were all still alive and they went on without Paul...

Gimme a break...

If VH is The Beatles then Mike Anthony is most definitely Ringo.

[ELVIS]

Rock on and enjoy the show.

I'd be there for about sixty bucks...

Not two hundred plus travel expenses and accommodations...

Someone else is getting my money this summer...

[ELVIS]

If VH is The Beatles then Mike Anthony is most definitely Ringo.

It's stupid to say that...

[Seshmeister]

I'd be there for about sixty bucks...

Not two hundred plus travel expenses and accommodations...

Someone else is getting my money this summer...

Your proctologist.

[ELVIS]

What ??

Dude, put down the bottle...

[ELVIS]

Goodnight on that one...

You can't hang...

[DONNIEP]

Hey you homos - the South Park episode with VH is on right now. You're welcome.

[damngoodtimes]

It's stupid to say that...

Why? Which one do you think I'm insulting? The only thing Sobolewski and Paul have in common is that they both play bass. And I LIKE Mikey.

[Romeo Delight]

Which is a whopping $79.98 on 180 gram vinyl, BTW...

It's a sad joke...

If the fidelity was there I would spend that kind of money. The mix is too one-dimensional for me even though I like the cd and will listen to it a ton, there is no upside for the record in this case.

[DLR Bridge]

It's like if the Beatles were all still alive and they went on without Paul...

Gimme a break...

That's not apples to oranges. That's apples to tire irons.

Really? Mike brought to VH what Paul brought to the Beatles? Without writing any lyrics or songs or playing other instruments besides bass? Hmmm.

[DLR Bridge]

Hey you homos - the South Park episode with VH is on right now. You're welcome.

Still loved the guy in the front. "No way. No Way!!"

[Romeo Delight]

That's not apples to oranges. That's apples to tire irons.

Really? Mike brought to VH what Paul brought to the Beatles? Without writing any lyrics or songs or playing other instruments besides bass? Hmmm.

Yeah...not exactly the same...nice try though. The backing vocals are missed of course.

[Romeo Delight]

That's not apples to oranges. That's apples to tire irons.

Really? Mike brought to VH what Paul brought to the Beatles? Without writing any lyrics or songs or playing other instruments besides bass? Hmmm.

I think we are starting to become accustomed to Elvis' negativity. I almost missed the absolute absurdity of this post.

Its almost like his posts are the embodiment of every interweb comments section rolled into one sentient being...a bot created to spam this site for one purpose...to drain the very lifeblood from your soul and drive you away from this site. I actually think that is Elvis' goal...if I am following whatever he has against Sesh to its ultimate conclusion.

[Carloscda]

Crazy watching these videos all you see is a sea of screens!! From tablets, phones etc..lol