Punks: Van Halen to Perform on Jimmy Kimmel on March 30th?

[Nitro Express]

Well that's boring.

I got it!!! Dave should sell advertising space on his head! Every show he could have a different sponsor - Jack Daniels one nite, Marlboro one nite, Vagisil, Slim Jim, Budweiser, Redbull, Viagra, Tampax - it's better than the Goodyear Blimp!!

Well with record labels in dire straights an no longer supporting tours you got to get your corporate sponsors. VH was ahead of the game in 84 because they had the Western Extermination logo on stage. They could get sponsorship from a large sex shop like Adam and Eve and have giant sex toys on stage. Dave could wear a suit advertising Anal Lube. The problem I see with this is Miley Cyrus would complain about VH stealing her ideas and stage act.

[ELVIS]

This is gonna happen. Bet the house on it.....

I hope they do Jump, Tattoo and DTNA...

[Nitro Express]

I like Chinatown. Dave said he got his lyrical ideas for that one being a NYC EMT and seeing the sleazy underbelly of the city. I like sleaze. Good to hear NYC still had some sleaze left. It was sounding like it had turned into a over regulated police state full of trendy wannabees and corporate chain stores.

[ELVIS]

Like they'd play that...

[DONNIEP]

Nah, I hear they're either gonna do LUTS or I'm On Fire. Should be awesome!!

[Nitro Express]

I think they should do Beautiful Girls and Women in Love. Have some hot ass whores come out and do a live sex show. Throw in some midgets for fun. I mean why should Motely Cru have all the fun? Heck invite some lucky audience members up and to a kinky conga line around the stage and bring out a Rio styled carnival. Dave could be like Morrison trying to get us to the other side.



I'm tired of all this pansy assed shit. Miley is the only one who gets it. Push the envelope. It ain't rock and roll until you tear the play house down! No limits! No laws! This is your show! Come with me children let's fly this Cadillac to the moon and find a swimming pool to drive it into!

[ELVIS]

I'm pretty confident those fuckheads will underwhelm us with jump...

[DONNIEP]

I'm pretty confident those fuckheads will underwhelm us with jump...

We'll be lucky if they can pull off Itsy Bitsy Spider at this point...

[BiG_Troubles]

I'm pretty confident those fuckheads will underwhelm us with jump...

wow what a fan you are! lol

[BiG_Troubles]

We'll be lucky if they can pull off Itsy Bitsy Spider at this point...

lol great fan base 'round here...

[Romeo Delight]

The boys will be stellar I am sure

[DONNIEP]

lol great fan base 'round here...

Embrace the disappointment!!

[ELVIS]

It would be cool if they did The Itsy Bitsy Spider...

[DONNIEP]

It would be cool if they did The Itsy Bitsy Spider...

It's Kimmel so they might. And if they do yall will never hear the end of it...

[WARF]

They can perform " I'm a little teapot" for all I care if Michael Anthony ain't on stage!