= VH= on Ellen 4/2/15

[PETE'S BROTHER]

It's a sad, sad, sad day in Van Halen history when we're talking about Wolfie's weight. But at least it's better than having to watch those performances again......

hair threads are sooo frowned upon ....

[clarathecarrot]

Well, something had to take the place of the "Dave's hair" threads.

There's (literally) nothing left to talk about in that arena. He shaved it off and exposed the transplant scar. It's "game over" for the hair threads....finally.

What is this "hair threads"...?

[vandeleur]

What is this "hair threads"...?

It's what Dave used as a comb over in the 90's.

[fryingdutchman]

I'll keep it going. He should have kept it shaved. Thought that look worked.

Meh....I think it just added to his overall haggard look these days.

Still amazes me how Eddie, the king of self abuse, has aged so well and looks healthy...while Dave, the king of martial arts fitness, looks like hell. (Yes, he's still ripped for a 60 year old but everything from the neck up is ghastly)

[DONNIEP]

Meh....I think it just added to his overall haggard look these days.

Still amazes me how Eddie, the king of self abuse, has aged so well and looks healthy...while Dave, the king of martial arts fitness, looks like hell. (Yes, he's still ripped for a 60 year old but everything from the neck up is ghastly)

He shoulda used that money he wasted on Ninja School and gone to see Mikey's hair guy. That dude has the best hair transplant around!

[private parts]

From Wolfie's Twitter page:

Dave can train him to sumo wrestle. Born for it

[private parts]

He shoulda used that money he wasted on Ninja School and gone to see Mikey's hair guy. That dude has the best hair transplant around!

the Hair Ninja!

[ELVIS]

I'll keep it going. He should have kept it shaved. Thought that look worked.

Better than the Joe Biden look...

[ZahZoo]

hair threads are sooo frowned upon ....

I think it's... frowned up upon... unless you're talkin hair down there...

[Dan]

We Have Hair Pie Threads At The Army.

[gbranton]

Actually it is real life, and you have shown yourself to be a poo poo head of the highest order.

I have to disagree.

[DONNIEP]

I have to disagree.

No, this is really real life. See, the Army has transcended beyond the internwebz. Everything you post here is real and it has real consequences. For real. It's all real. So you had better be sure what you post is real and represents you in the real world. Because if you make a joke or poke fun at somebody - you're gonna pay in the real world. It's just how things are now. You can't post jokes. You can't post anything remotely considered satirical. Every single thing is real and this is the real world.

Welcome to the new normal. Ain't it great?

[Nitro Express]

Didn't realize I'd picked on Angels kid?. I really don't understand why some people seem to have taken offence to what I have said. I'm not being malicious, I'm stating facts . Also, I'm not about to sit and cry about my personal life on a Van Halen website to what are essentially a bunch of strangers.


Genetics can only carry so much. There are essentially three body types. Wolf is likely and Endomorph (meaning he naturally looks bulkier).

At the end of the day If I was Wolf, I would take better care of my health. If Wolf is happy to run the risk of (easily preventable) ill health, what ever.

The kid has been fat most his life. Kids who are fat usually start showing signs early of heart disease. Over eating is the biggest current killer in the US. Diabetes and heart disease. Frankly I don't give a damn. Wolfie has the resources to get the help he needs. IF he doesn't want to do anything about it, he deserves what's coming.

[Nitro Express]

Dave can train him to sumo wrestle. Born for it

Damn. Davy Hogan aka "Lard Ass" has even gotten fatter.

[DLR Bridge]

No, this is really real life. See, the Army has transcended beyond the internwebz. Everything you post here is real and it has real consequences. For real. It's all real. So you had better be sure what you post is real and represents you in the real world. Because if you make a joke or poke fun at somebody - you're gonna pay in the real world. It's just how things are now. You can't post jokes. You can't post anything remotely considered satirical. Every single thing is real and this is the real world.

Welcome to the new normal. Ain't it great?

Are you poking fun at the fact that real life people not only have real conversations, but sometimes share real life names and addresses to send real CDs and real DVDs in the real mail so real friends they've made can enjoy real good stuff on their real stereos and real TVs? Try as you may Donnie, this place exists outside your head as well. I know you know that. I fail to see how poking jokes and being satirical has actually suffered one bit here. Disagreements happen. No big 'ting.