July 30th, 2004

[thefive]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Who knows what the fuck you're saying!

None of that bullshit is clear...

Fuck off bitch!

You fuck off bitch.
Tell your parents to shut THE FUCK UP. I know you still live at mommy's and daddy's house. And I betcha your whole family is fat.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by thefive

Now that is a funny. Several people told me that slogan was funny. Even Rikk replied LOL. I am saying that van hagar fans believe in unrealistic movies.

I don't do it in every thread.

Not in every thread, but you sure do put them in unexpected places like threads no where close in topic with Hagar. And what is the point in saying that they believe unrealistic movies? Are we downplaying them because they have an imagination? Or are you saying they are easily duped. If it's the latter (that means the second one), then they are funnier ways of saying it.

Did I post any slogans?

it's a first. I am shocked and awed

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by thefive
And I betcha your whole family is fat.

Get a new insult. That one got old.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by thefive


Finally look at my first post in this thread Ally.

Does anyone know what Dave is up to?

If you knew how to read, you would know where he is living and what he is doing. It hasa all been posted on this website.

Any news?

See above...

Any tours?

See above...

Is he looking for a new band?

I would say this fucking stupid, but I'll save that for your next stupid fucking question...

Any former bandmates he bumped into recently?

This is FUCKING STUPID!

Fat ugly wife breath!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by thefive

Tell your parents to shut THE FUCK UP. I know you still live at mommy's and daddy's house. And I betcha your whole family is fat.

Again.. If you knew how to read, you would know where I live and what I do for a living...

You would also find photos of me...

I'm not fat. Neither is my family...

You are a total loser...

[thefive]

Elvis I wish this wasn't a message board. And I know you are happy that your in front of a computer.

[thefive]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Again.. If you knew how to read, you would know where I live and what I do for a living...

You would also find photos of me...

I'm not fat. Neither is my family...

You are a total loser...

Post your photo bitch. I like to see what you looklike.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by thefive
Elvis I wish this wasn't a message board.

What do you wish it was ??

And I know you are happy that your in front of a computer.

It's 'you're', not 'your' asshole!

Get a life.. and an education!

[thefive]

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Originally posted by ELVIS
[B]

You don't make sense!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so fuckin retarded dude.
I asked some questions. You just got mad at no reason. You do that so much on these message boards. You just snap. GET SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT bro. You are always snapping at people.

[ELVIS]

Show him a photo of me, Ally...

[thefive]

I laugh at the type of guys like you. You are like an English teacher on a message board. So I make some mistakes with grammer and spelling. Like we all care about this.

[thefive]

Elvis you fuckin snap at so many die hard Roth fans. Ask around.

[ELVIS]

Ok, I'm asking...

[thefive]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Again.. If you knew how to read, you would know where I live and what I do for a living...

I know you live in LOUISIANA. It says it on your name.

Fuck you are so weird Elvis.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by thefive
You don't make sense!!!

You have no reading comprehension, or sense of the english language!

My posts are perfectly clear and direct asswipe...

Anyone reading this bullshit ??

Is thefuckingfive illiterate or what ??