We were...right up until Ubama pissed the country down the toilet. But that's just what the liberals want, and they got just what they wanted. Now we got a country full of privileged kids running around saying America is more dangerous to world safety than ISIL - mainly because they believe the beheading videos are make believe and think the dead fuckers are living in Happy Land and are enjoying themselves. And these kids will tell you that they hate anybody who makes money. Except for their parents who provide the living they enjoy by sucking the corporate cock!!
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Two Canadian dates...London. Still Ontario so it doesn't count. We're building a brand new fucking stadium...."Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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Why the fuck would anybody in their right mind live in Winnipeg? That place is worse than Regina and this place is a shithole..."Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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That's not fucking funny...
But this is:
God Created Canada:
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."*God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."*"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"*"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them.""Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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That's not fucking funny...
But this is:
God Created Canada:
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."*God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."*"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"*"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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That's not fucking funny...
But this is:
God Created Canada:
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."*God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."*"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"*"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."
"Canada, some people decided to get together and form a country...and nobody bothered to show up."Comment
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They have an abundance of it because the climate is getting hotter.
See, the planet is getting hot as shit. And the weather is getting colder, as a consequence. "Weather and climate are separate!!" So at some point the Earth will be a giant snow cone but the weather will be so hot that we can ski down the fuckin slopes naked.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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They have an abundance of it because the climate is getting hotter.
See, the planet is getting hot as shit. And the weather is getting colder, as a consequence. "Weather and climate are separate!!" So at some point the Earth will be a giant snow cone but the weather will be so hot that we can ski down the fuckin slopes naked."Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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This is what I'm talking about. No offense to Angel, but it's too cold to snow? I can create snow all day long, so long as it's 36 or colder. So it's too cold on the planet for snow, but it's too goddamn hot at the same time?
I have no idea how we got on this topic - I blame myself - but seriously, the planet just got so hot that there is more snow coming down than in recent record? Are you shitting me? It's so hot that the climate has self corrected by dumping more snow? The East Coast of the US has been basically paralyzed by the snow and it's hotter? Hell yes Global Warming rules!! Because the hotter it gets then the colder it gets and eventually the planet will reach a sort of equilibrium.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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