Van Halen 2015 Tour Dates !!!

[Romeo Delight]

Washington State is sold out already...less than ten minutes...can that be right?

[DONNIEP]

I was planning on getting hammered and they not letting us in

Well of course we'll be hammered. Von's not a big drinker so he'll drive us around in the Buggy before the show while we knock back 16 ouncers and throw them at the street preachers protesting outside the pavillion.

Now, I'll be waiting for you at the airport with a Dale Jr shirt for you to put on so people won't think you're a fag, since you're all foreign and stuff. And you need to practice this phrase "Jimmie Johnson is a faggot and Dale Jr is gonna win this sumbitch!" That's important - you learn how to say that right and you can get through any situation we run into.

[DONNIEP]

Washington State is sold out already...less than ten minutes...can that be right?

Of course it's right. Huge blocks of tickets get bought up by the brokers and resellers. Why do you think Ticketmaster owns Ticketsnow? It ain't like there are 10,000 people in every market who set their alarm clocks this morning so they could jump online and buy tickets. I mean, this ain't Winger we're talking about.

[ELVIS]

Von's not a big drinker so he'll drive us around in the Buggy before the show while we knock back 16 ouncers and throw them at the street preachers protesting outside the pavillion.

Until one of them whips your ass...

[DONNIEP]

Until one of them whips your ass...

Nah, the ones we have up here are too busy harassing the concert goers and insulting them. I ain't talkin about normal preachers.

[ELVIS]

Yeah, it's kinda silly to do that at a concert when everyone is wasted...

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, it's kinda silly to do that at a concert when everyone is wasted...

There's video of one of them at the last VH show in Charlotte. On YouTube somewhere. And the guy is just insulting everybody and belittling them. And that kinda kills the message. And it ain't exactly a sure fire way to get people to come check out your church. But I'm sure in their minds they're doing the right thing.

[VAiN]

Van Halen 2015 Tour Dates !!!

I can't remember who it was, somebody here, but one of the guys went to at least one show and bought tickets not long before the show. And he paid not much above face value and he's standing next to the people who paid 800 bucks a pop. Of course, he didn't get the sound check and the bag of trinkets, but he had awesome tickets.

When I did Jacksonville on my own I hit the box office a few hours before the show and got 4th row on Eddies side for about $80.

[twonabomber]

Maybe those seats were released after they figured out the stage setup? That usually doesn't happen at sheds, since the stage is already there and the band just drops their stuff on top of it. Still a good grab.

I'm not doing presales for the Stones shows I plan on going to, I figure in a stadium show I shouldn't have a problem getting a ticket.

[DONNIEP]

When I did Jacksonville on my own I hit the box office a few hours before the show and got 4th row on Eddies side for about $80.

That's it - it was you. Man that was the deal of the century right there.

[Bloomington]

Is there a chance this entire tour thing implodes before it ever gets started? Three months is a long time before it starts and I really don't see them doing anything else now that the two days of cd promotion is over with.

[damngoodtimes]

There's always a chance it implodes. But these guys are at 8 years now. I think they've learned how to coexist.

[perrin29]

Got a ticket for 7/30 in Bangor. Closest show to me.

[Momshell]

I've got tix to 3 so far..PNC in NJ, Hartford CT, and Susquehanna Bank in NJ. Family connection is working on Jones Beach for us. Taking the kids to PNC. So psyched!!

[WARF]

THE 2015 WARF TOUR OF THE WORLD FOR VAN HALEN


Sunday July 5, Seattle, WA, White River Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Tuesday July 7, Portland, OR, Amphitheater Northwest ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Thursday July 9, Concord, CA, Concord Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Saturday July 11, San Bernardino, CA, San Manuel Amphitheater ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Tuesday July 14, Irvine, CA, Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Thursday July 16, Mountain View, CA, Shoreline Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Saturday July 18, Salt Lake City, UT, USANA Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Monday July 20, Morrison, CO, Red Rocks Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Wednesday July 22, Kansas City, MO, Cricket Wireless Amphitheater ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Friday July 24, Chicago, IL, First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Sunday July 26, St. Louis, MO, Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Tuesday July 28, Pittsburgh, PA, First Niagra Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Thursday July 30, Bangor, ME, Darling'sWaterfront Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Saturday August 1, Boston, MA, Xfinity Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Monday August 3, Cleveland, OH, Blossom Music Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Wednesday August 5, London, ON, Western Fair District ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Friday August 7, Toronto, ON, Molson Canadian Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Sunday August 9, Holmdel, NJ, PNC Bank Arts Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Tuesday August 11, Hartford, CT, Xfinity Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Thursday August 13, Wantagh, NY, Nikon At Jones Beach Theater ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Sunday August 23, Hershey, PA, Hershey Park ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Tuesday August 25, Darien Center, NY, Darien Lake Performing Arts Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Thursday August 27, Camden, NJ, Susquehanna Bank Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Saturday August 29, Washington DC, Jiffy Lube Live ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Monday August 31, Cincinnati, OH, Riverbend Music Center ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Wednesday September 2, Indianapolis, IN, Klipsch Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Friday September 4, Detroit, MI, DTE Energy Music Theater ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Sunday September 6, Bethel, NY, Bethel Woods Center for the Arts ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Wednesday September 9, Raleigh, NC, Walnut Creek Amphitheater ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Friday September 11, Charlotte, NC, PNC Music Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Sunday September 13, Tampa, FL, MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Tuesday September 15, West Palm Beach, FL, Coral Sky Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Thursday September 17, Birmingham, AL, Oak Mountain Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Monday September 21, Austin, TX, Austin360 Amphitheater ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Wednesday September 23, Dallas, TX, Gexa Energy Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Friday September 25, Houston, TX, Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Monday September 28, Phoenix, AZ, Ak-Chin Pavilion ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Wednesday September 30, San Diego, CA, Sleep Train Amphitheatre ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )
Friday October 2, Hollywood, CA, Hollywood Bowl ( Not going, Dave wants to sing in the high register and suck )

* ALL OF THE ABOVE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE IF DAVE WANTS TO SING IN THE LOWER REGISTER

Now for the WARF Van Halen album purchases update.

I will not be buying that abomination at the Tokyo Dome because Dave isn't singing in the lower register....

Now back to the peanut gallery......