New EVH interview (Washington Post, April 2nd)

[ELVIS]

If you had been to a studio before or weren't mentally ill you would know that you can't make an album from a cassette tape.

Who told you that ??

I own a studio, girlie man...

[Seshmeister]

Hahaha.

Yeah I guess in a way anyone with a PC has sort of got a studio these days.

[vandeleur]

We've seen it bud

[ELVIS]

Hahaha.

Yeah I guess in a way anyone with a PC has sort of got a studio these days.

Yeah...

Keep laughing...

It's beyond your wildest dreams...

[Seshmeister]

To be fair you did knock out a decent version of Dreams.

Can we mention that now that you have come out as a card carrying Van Hagar fanboy?

[ELVIS]

You wanna have a guitar duel, wise guy ??

[Seshmeister]

I thought a banjo duel would be more your thing.

[DLR Bridge]

Bring it! I'd rather hear you guys duke it out than read it all day.

[Seshmeister]

Exactly - give it a fucking break elvis.

I don't follow you around at your 'car wash' business all day knocking the cocks out your mouth.

[ELVIS]

Exactly - give it a fucking break elvis.

I don't follow you around at your 'car wash' business all day knocking the cocks out your mouth.

What ??

I knew you'd back down...

Pick a song or a solo or something you think you already know...

I'll smoke you...

In my sleep...

[ELVIS]

Oh well...

[ELVIS]

I don't follow you around

I don't follow you around and you know that...

You taunt me, continuously...

And you keep on threatening to ban me when you know I'm the traffic...

That's insane...

You should just leave me alone...

[ELVIS]

Look...

I don't wanna be an asshole...

I love you Sesh and I used to like you a lot...

You need to chill...

You dish it out but you can't take it...

Like you said, this place is supposed to be fun...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ha.............hahahahahhahahahahha

[ELVIS]

Don't laugh...

Division between friends is a sad thing...