Is Dave on drugs right now...

[Seshmeister]

How lucky are we as a group, The roth army has attracted the top percentage of earners in each of their countries.

It is an amazing coincidence.

All our posters also have amazing large penises even the ladies.

Well that's what it says on Google anyway.

[vandeleur]

I can safely say I have never bragged about my large hardon collider

[DONNIEP]

I can safely say I have never bragged about my large hardon collider

Well now you can. Sesh said we all have giant dingalings so get yer pants down and let em swing!

[clarathecarrot]

Hahahaha - nah I think we'll stay. Pass the Cabo Wabo - Mas Tequila!

1. Fuck Off Douche Nozzle

2. Suck It.

3.There is a web site just for you, but it is all about Samuel I am sure you are already a member. ( you could have fun there)

4.About 10 % of TD is somewhat sketchy. Your boy Spams would overdub it if it was his job as singer, into a studio CD and you would love it. That's awesome dude!
a. (re:10%) That to me is a phenomenal achievement and worthy of my dollars and accolades.

5. I want you to stand next to perhaps the worlds greatest guitarist and be the singer every day for the last 7 years of/and the touring (I won't even make you part of the first 10 years of Vh)... SUPER EASY!! now tell me what you would do to make sure, you held up to your obligations to be a the leader of the show. I bet you wouldn't last 3 seconds attempting to fill roths shoes.

6.Attempting to keep this site active by dissing the reason for the site was played out years ago it's been done to death around here. You homos need to lay off the ..shhhh we are the secret part of VH nobody knows about...no really we are van halens advertising team.....we diss roth it get people interested.....shhhhh....we are a club.....

7. (see #1.)

could be the greatest post in the history of the 7 internets!!!

[vandeleur]

You need peters bro swinging dingaling in that post mate

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Well now you can. Sesh said we all have giant dingalings so get yer pants down and let em swing![ATTACH=CONFIG]12746[/ATTACH]

[clarathecarrot]

( top secret post shhhhh... hey some other people here who aren't using this site as a suburban Frisbee golf / gay sex hangout.. have you noticed most of the homos on this site no longer pm each other for the gay sex they just cyber each other in the forums all day long)

It's starting to scare me .......

[Seshmeister]

( top secret post shhhhh... hey some other people here who aren't using this site as a suburban Frisbee golf / gay sex hangout.. have you noticed most of the homos on this site no longer pm each other for the gay sex they just cyber each other in the forums all day long)

It's starting to scare me .......

Really?

This is great news I've been hoping to try and attract the lucrative 'Pink Posters' to the site for ages.

Apparently they are fun and fab and don't shout abuse at people all day long for having slightly different opinions.

I should set up a new forum for them...name suggestions please.
'Not Everybody Wants Some'?
'Taint Talkin' 'bout Love'?
'Somebody Get Me a Proctologist'

[PETE'S BROTHER]

wait, we have frisbee golf here?

[vandeleur]

Bottoms up ?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

( top secret post shhhhh... hey some other people here who aren't using this site as a suburban Frisbee golf / gay sex hangout.. have you noticed most of the homos on this site no longer pm each other for the gay sex they just cyber each other in the forums all day long)

It's starting to scare me .......

you need one of these lil hippo.jpg

[ELVIS]

Set your sights on besting Elvis. Something you might stand at least a small chance at achieving.

Aim high.

B U L L S H I T !!

All he can do is ban me...

[ELVIS]

Really?

This is great news I've been hoping to try and attract the lucrative 'Pink Posters' to the site for ages.

Apparently they are fun and fab and don't shout abuse at people all day long for having slightly different opinions.

I should set up a new forum for them...name suggestions please.
'Not Everybody Wants Some'?
'Taint Talkin' 'bout Love'?
'Somebody Get Me a Proctologist'

Hahahahaha...

You're drunk...

[Jetstream]

I would like to clarify something though... I am not asking if Dave is on drugs, I am questioning if he is on a lot of hard drugs lol

[clarathecarrot]

Really?

This is great news I've been hoping to try and attract the lucrative 'Pink Posters' to the site for ages.

Apparently they are fun and fab and don't shout abuse at people all day long for having slightly different opinions.

I should set up a new forum for them...name suggestions please.
'Not Everybody Wants Some'?
'Taint Talkin' 'bout Love'?
'Somebody Get Me a Proctologist'

DO IT!! Dilute the site even further than you have add another womens only forum that's forward thinking, my man separate the species into groups and cater to their individual needs.

Really has worked around here I have never viewed it the "Ladies Only Forum"( sub heading: because were aren't here for Roth/Van Halen we are here for womenz RIYTZ! because they scare me especially ones from Europe) but let me guess...in that secret ladies room you made... Donnie umm Warf and Von etc.... talk about penises all day///am I close..?

Seat Down !!!

Nothing even close to segregation there...I mean if your a thinking progressive .. human.



P.S. I do know a hetero friend of mine who runs a successful bar who once said after a particularly rough neck Friday night... I am going to turn this place into a gay bar/ They don't fight, they all have money, buy expensive pretentious high profit fruit drinks, don't run tabs... and they smell nice...lol