Is Dave on drugs right now...

[vandeleur]

Can you two love birds get a room , you can cut the sexual tension with a ... carrot .

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I just had a vision of MJF spinning a mic stand around his body.

Our boy is hitting the Bolivian Marching Powder. I'd like to think he's hitting something Designer like Krocodil or that new gravel stuff...

donnie, know what gravel is?

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, that was topical 30 years ago, comedy man and it isn't topical now the joke goes.. The sheik in Kuwait that owns all that oil sadam wants doesn't have a bank account, he only has a LED numerical clock locked in a swiss bank safe, that increases as fast as time will allow.


That's comedy right there, buddy.

I bow before your obvious talent. Perhaps Sesh should give you your own forum where you can entertain the masses.

[DONNIEP]

donnie, know what gravel is?

The only time I've ever heard it used was referring to crack. But I never tried crack so I could be wrong.

[Whorehey]

Mrs Whorehey has a whole basket of bath salts!!!

http://www.wehoville.com/2014/04/24/bath-salts-give-way-gravel-drug-can-provoke-violence/

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

Thought I'd stop in and see how things are going... Couple observations:

1) Lots of "hardon colliding," "sword fights," and "homoerotic panderings" since the reigns were handed over to Sesh... excellent work!

2) Good to see Elvis still fighting the good fight, peace be with you my brother.

3) DLR appears to be channelling his inner "Wild and Crazy Guys" SNL alter ego... or Michael J Parkinson... or he's hitting the nose candy something fierce (I do as well so not judging)...

4) During cringe-worthy DLR moments on Rommel/Hellen/General Hospital/Live @ Buddokan album, I just play Up For Breakfast or How Many Say I? and I feel relatively better, like the pain of a kick to the nads lessens the pain of accidentally hitting one's thumb with a hammer...

5) The devil will find work for idle hands to do, and thus DLR's performance is a sacred dance rite taught to him many moons ago by a Tibetan shaman to ward off evil spirits since everyone knows the Jews killed Jesus and I believe DLR is a desendant of Pontius Pilate, the famed Jewish overlord who had an affair with Mary Magellan.

That is all.

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[DONNIEP]

Brethren and Sistren,

Thought I'd stop in and see how things are going... Couple observations:

1) Lots of "hardon colliding," "sword fights," and "homoerotic panderings" since the reigns were handed over to Sesh... excellent work!

2) Good to see Elvis still fighting the good fight, peace be with you my brother.

3) DLR appears to be channelling his inner "Wild and Crazy Guys" SNL alter ego... or Michael J Parkinson... or he's hitting the nose candy something fierce (I do as well so not judging)...

4) During cringe-worthy DLR moments on Rommel/Hellen/General Hospital/Live @ Buddokan album, I just play Up For Breakfast or How Many Say I? and I feel relatively better, like the pain of a kick to the nads lessens the pain of accidentally hitting one's thumb with a hammer...

5) The devil will find work for idle hands to do, and thus DLR's performance is a sacred dance rite taught to him many moons ago by a Tibetan shaman to ward off evil spirits since everyone knows the Jews killed Jesus and I believe DLR is a desendant of Pontius Pilate, the famed Jewish overlord who had an affair with Mary Magellan.

That is all.

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Idle hands is the Devil's dingaling!

[vandeleur]

Welcome the creator of thigh gap week. I bow before you for its wonderfulness

[Whorehey]

Brethren and Sistren,

Thought I'd stop in and see how things are going... Couple observations:

1) Lots of "hardon colliding," "sword fights," and "homoerotic panderings" since the reigns were handed over to Sesh... excellent work!

2) Good to see Elvis still fighting the good fight, peace be with you my brother.

3) DLR appears to be channelling his inner "Wild and Crazy Guys" SNL alter ego... or Michael J Parkinson... or he's hitting the nose candy something fierce (I do as well so not judging)...

4) During cringe-worthy DLR moments on Rommel/Hellen/General Hospital/Live @ Buddokan album, I just play Up For Breakfast or How Many Say I? and I feel relatively better, like the pain of a kick to the nads lessens the pain of accidentally hitting one's thumb with a hammer...

5) The devil will find work for idle hands to do, and thus DLR's performance is a sacred dance rite taught to him many moons ago by a Tibetan shaman to ward off evil spirits since everyone knows the Jews killed Jesus and I believe DLR is a desendant of Pontius Pilate, the famed Jewish overlord who had an affair with Mary Magellan.

That is all.

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Pilate fucked my GPS?

[clarathecarrot]

I ordered that book from the back pages of a magazine, about.. talking to the hot chicks meeting real girls...they sent me a book for women on how to enlarge a woman's breasts.


The book was one page only and it was just a picture of a mans hand.

[DLR Bridge]

Welcome the creator of thigh gap week. I bow before you for its wonderfulness

When is MTG week anyway?

[Dan]

This Thread Is Gay.

[DONNIEP]

This Thread Is Gay.

Gayer than Freddie Mercury in a sun dress! Me Yow!!

[Dan]

Dave Drinks Lots Of RedBull.

[clarathecarrot]

No, probably not a lot...

But certainly a normal working man's yearly salary went up his nose during Kimmel...

I think I have finally figured out your 15 years here and many banning's.... yet you still post here.