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This is the sad state of affairs for Hagar, it does not matter if his voice has held up. It does not matter if he can sing in an unoriginal typical AOR voice on lame ass songs with a total lack of imagination be it good or bad. Hagar is fucking boring. His songs are fucking boring and therefore he sucks. Hell, I heard he did a couple of Zeppelin songs on his new 'live' LP. Can't blame him, his songs suck. The stellar music David and Edward have created is also the very problem that allows Roth to get away with a bunch of crap for the most part, because classic Van Halen is so damn great. Roth singing through a respirator and Alex on a water bucket, joined by Eddie attempting to play a bagpipe would be better than Hagar at his best, because the Van Halen catalog is light years better and uniquely legendary compared to the cliché run of the mill junk Hagar has to peddle with his healthy boring tone of a voice... Hagar at his best is average, and Van Halen at their worst is still more interesting
I hearby declare him an honorary Scot.THINK LIKE THE WAVESComment
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As long as crowds show up... cameras flash and whoever Dave surrounds himself with keep blowing smoke up his ass... Things will remain as they are.
Dave should sit down and seriously watch the Sinatra documentary on HBO... All or Nothing at All. He might learn a thing or two about going out in style rather than make a clown fool of himself..."If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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Honestly the only van hagar song or hsgar song I habe really heard is why can't this be love , I lisitened to it . And packed my bags and left van halen , it was dead to me . I have heard stuff over the years in the radio or when friends have tried to upset me. Van hagar played my home town about two miles from where I lived never went.
I has no idea sammy or van hsgar had a song with that title.
But I knew Dave had lolfuck your fucking framingComment
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Listen here, asshat. You happen to be addressing the most loyal Dave fans on the planet at this site However, "loyalty" does not mean blind acceptance of every single thing Dave does, or doesn't do.
If anybody has earned the right to criticize Dave, it's the long time members of this site who have given everything they have (including tons of $$$$) as fans of Dave and VH.
Dave is the one who said "judge us harshly" when the reunion happened....so if you have an issue with our judgments, then take it up with Dave.
If you want to be an ass kissing sheep, then surf on over to VHND....where they delete even mildly critical posts because it's detrimental to their income as the official outlet for the half-assed "new" live album and cash-grab tour. I think you'll find things more your speed over there.Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Yep, there are some great guitar moments alright. And they're all slathered with, "uhh!" "c'mon baby" "ats right" "whoo!" "now flip on over" and who could forget "YIIIIIIIIIAAHH!!!"?Comment
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"Turned on Dave"? "Fuck over the diamond one?"
Listen here, asshat. You happen to be addressing the most loyal Dave fans on the planet at this site However, "loyalty" does not mean blind acceptance of every single thing Dave does, or doesn't do.
If anybody has earned the right to criticize Dave, it's the long time members of this site who have given everything they have (including tons of $$$$) as fans of Dave and VH.
Dave is the one who said "judge us harshly" when the reunion happened....so if you have an issue with our judgments, then take it up with Dave.
If you want to be an ass kissing sheep, then surf on over to VHND....where they delete even mildly critical posts because it's detrimental to their income as the official outlet for the half-assed "new" live album and cash-grab tour. I think you'll find things more your speed over there.
The inability of these posters to get off it attempt some type of forward motion, is why they are sheep, always have been always will be.... 23K posts doesn't mean you won't drink from the cup of sapatula.
And LOunge MacDonalds. get the fuck back to cleaning those toilets kiss my ass with your ordering new posters around like you are some kind of fucking "Boss" around here..twat.2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
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The problem is that the "bad parts" are not organic....they're deliberate. He CAN sound good consistently....he just refuses to do it.Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.Comment
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Because Dave knows if instead of walking up to the edge of the stage with a bottle of Jack Daniels, he walked up, turned around and dropped his drawers to take a shit into the mouth of one of his blind followers, the carrot (and people like it) would be the first one to the stage. Then they would promptly post on the internet how Dave is the greatest at shitting in someone's mouth, and his shit tastes better than anyone else's shit.Comment
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