Why does Dave suck live in 2015?

[WARF]

Alright we all know Dave ( old Dave 1978-2008) was the greatest front man in rock.

Nowadays, the band sounds AWESOME but Dave literally hurts my ears.

What's his problem?

[ZahZoo]

It should read... it's the path to easy money for Dave and the Van Halens...

[WARF]

Give me Dirty Movies live to pay for my ticket.

[Phil theStalker]

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[WARF]

Looks like we need to re-instate flappo so far....

[Terry]

(as James T. Kirk) thread...dying...too many...other threads...covering same topic...don't think saving this one...is...possible...

[cadaverdog]

I'm just as guilty as anyone else here who has jumped on the Dave can't sing worth a shit anymore bandwagon and for good reason but I'm still hoping to catch them live on this tour even though I fucked the last ones off. Maybe he'll see the error of his ways by the time they get to Texas and start singing normal again.

[Kristy]

NEWS FLASH: He's always sucked. No amount of your homoerotica is going to change that.

[Terry]

NEWS FLASH: He's always sucked. No amount of your homoerotica is going to change that.

But I'm really, really, REALLY gay for Dave.

Therefore, if I'm gay for Dave to the point where I profess it with caps, it stands to reason he will start singing better.

[WARF]

Let's just bring back flappo and start the party.... i'm bored out of my mind!

[Heater]

Cause he cant sing anymore. He doesnt try to sing anymore. He talks out his ass to hear himself, werent they killer at the CMAs? Credibility......Dave has oodles of it. He just wants to be center stage in the spotlight getting the applause, but wont work for it, unless relying on the past is work.
As the bleak ticket sales for the upcoming tour suggest, his army of adoring worshipers is in decline. Some have a hard time realizing not many people care about the Once Mighty VH these days. He begged and tried for years to come back and then wasnt willing to put in the effort. "judge us....harshly" he said. OK, the band is doing pretty good, you suck Dave. But your twirls are breathtaking.

[DLR Bridge]

Very insightful. You should copy and paste these sentiments more often.

[Heater]

Thanks. You should remind us now again how Dave was never the greatest live singer. And that he's almost 60 and it's more of a vibe thing than perfect singing. And that if one dares insult your Dave they must love Sam and Sam is the devil. Right guys?

[DLR Bridge]

I never said that. Oh, right, you're here to patrol everyone's thoughts and interpretations of things and out of laziness, you lump us all together as one big dumb fanboy. Job well done. Keep up the good work.

[twonabomber]

Thanks. You should remind us now again how Dave was never the greatest live singer. And that he's almost 60 and it's more of a vibe thing than perfect singing. And that if one dares insult your Dave they must love Sam and Sam is the devil. Right guys?

Sam is the devil because he writes shitty lyrics!

And you never came up with Sam's post-VH solo album numbers. Probably because you know that's an argument you are going to lose.