EVH: Billboard Mag Cover Story Sneak Peek Via VHND

[DONNIEP]

Get the $30 lawn seats for Palm Beach. Come meet me and we'll drink beers until everything is better.

You better bring a stack of cash with you

[chefcraig]

You better bring a stack of cash with you

Add some Andy Capp fries and Funyuns. Christ, I love them things.

Shit, why stop there? Somebody bring a large ham & onion calzone, with a dozen garlic rolls.

[cadaverdog]

Add some Andy Capp fries and Funyuns. Christ, I love them things.

Shit, why stop there? Somebody bring a large ham & onion calzone, with a dozen garlic rolls.

And a glazed donut.

[silverfish]

In a lot of things in life... imagining and dreaming about what you wish for, can be a whole lot more exciting and fun... than once you get it.

I think it was Spock who said sometimes the wanting is better than having...

"One should never meet an artist whose work one admires;
the artist is always so much less than the work."

- Toulouse Lautrec (via Harlan Ellison)

[chefcraig]

And a glazed donut.

My doctor says I have to take a laxative!

[DONNIEP]

My doctor says I have to take a laxative!

Not in my store you don't!!

[chefcraig]

Not in my store you don't!!

"Sir, are there places you simply can not reach with a wash cloth?"

[DONNIEP]

Hey, take it easy, will ya? You already spent more time in driving school than you did in high school!

[Terry]

Yeah, you were a real honor student: "Yes, your honor. No, your honor. No contest, your honor."

[DONNIEP]

Don't forget to lock it...

[Terry]

When do the tickets go on sale?

Yeah, my rational mind says that should Anthony return, it wouldn't make a difference. However, if he did, like a bitch I'd buy the tickets.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, my rational mind says that should Anthony return, it wouldn't make a difference. However, if he did, like a bitch I'd buy the tickets.

So fast my paypal account would be screaming...

[Terry]

So fast my paypal account would be screaming...

And I'd be eagerly awaiting the show from the second I bought the tickets until the show date...then I'd get to the arena early, have several stiff drinks and watch the show gawking like an open-mouthed breather the whole time they were onstage.

And THEN, true to form, I'd log onto this site, write a scathing review and periodically return to bitch about it for years to come.

[chefcraig]

Don't forget to lock it...

After Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car...

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

[Terry]

Seen the new Playboy?

No. Good?

Bo Derek's tits!

Alright!!

I like sex!