DLR/John 5 Disc To See Release?

[Dave's Bitch]

I'd give it a listen for sure. If Dave is still straining to go way up there, that is all it will get. If he is a bit more chilled and stays in his lower register it could be something pretty cool.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I used to be a extra small.

I miss getting small.

we never got our mini giraffes

[Von Halen]

I'd give it a listen for sure. If Dave is still straining to go way up there, that is all it will get. If he is a bit more chilled and stays in his lower register it could be something pretty cool.

John 5 told me the album is more along the lines of the song "Could This Be Magic". John told me it is awesome, and Ray Luzier told me he loves it. John played it for Ray when Korn was on the tour with Zombie. At this point, I'd much rather Dave and John 5 release this album, put a band together, and hit the smaller venues. I'd prefer this over the pending Van Halen tour.

[VAiN]

At this point, I'd much rather Dave and John 5 release this album, put a band together, and hit the smaller venues. I'd prefer this over the pending Van Halen tour.

The new & improved DLR band featuring J5 would kick some serious ass...

[cadaverdog]

They should be, perhaps also some jammies with the little footies sewn on and little prints of dune buggies all over them they could be called Undervonnieroos....make a million dollars.

Maybe they could find some old Speed Buggy underoos and repaint Speedy.

[Von Halen]

The new & improved DLR band featuring J5 would kick some serious ass...

Ray actually told me it was so good, he was jealous. Not in a dick kind of way, but in a cool way. He said he wished he'd have been able to be a part of it. I think that is really a cool thing to say, and speaks very highly of how it must have turned out. I believe some day, it will come out.

[cadaverdog]

Are "vonny panties" for sale in the gift shop? Are they a throw in if you buy a Roth Army T-shirt or something

The vonnie panties were sent back to Taiwan for rework. They used Von for the model and now the crotches are too small to contain the smallest of peni.

[Dave's Bitch]

John 5 told me the album is more along the lines of the song "Could This Be Magic". John told me it is awesome, and Ray Luzier told me he loves it. John played it for Ray when Korn was on the tour with Zombie. At this point, I'd much rather Dave and John 5 release this album, put a band together, and hit the smaller venues. I'd prefer this over the pending Van Halen tour.

Interesting. That kind of sound will lend itself well to Dave's voice right now, much more than the uncomfortable straining high notes. That has piqued my interest.

[Von Halen]

The vonnie panties were sent back to Taiwan for rework. They used Von for the model and now the crotches are too small to contain the smallest of peni.

It matters not how big or small it is, its never failed to satisfy me.

[cadaverdog]

It matters not how big or small it is, its never failed to satisfy me.

That explains your wifes answer when you asked her why she never told you she was having an orgasm. You're never there.

[WARF]

When someone compares something new to old classics it never turns out to be truth.

Remember when everyone claimed Metallica's "death magnetic" was thd next master of puppets?

People who live in the past love to compare SHIT music to the past because they've become so delussional with their favorite bands or artists they will make up any bulkshit just to convince themselves the band is still relevant.

The same goes with Dave and Van Halen. It's long fucking over.

[cadaverdog]

Interesting. That kind of sound will lend itself well to Dave's voice right now, much more than the uncomfortable straining high notes. That has piqued my interest.

I suggested an acoustic album years ago and everyone scoffed at the idea. Of course you'd have to muffle Dave in between vocals to he wouldn't talk so damn much.

[Von Halen]

That explains your wifes answer when you asked her why she never told you she was having an orgasm. You're never there.

My wife is dead.

[WARF]

"Could This Be Magic" HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I'm willing to be the best song on the John 5 record sounds like a b-side to something from the "Diamond Dave" disc. It's time to retire and not destroy the legacy any further.

Watching Dave live now is like watching Lou Gehrig's final season with Yankees lol

Wrap it fellas....

[cadaverdog]

My wife is dead.

If that's true my condolences.