Dave's Sisters Allison or Lisa, Who's Hotter?

[philouze]

[WARF]

HA! I should post this on fb, but faggot day has already passed?

All these fucking losers with their rainbow avatars... lol

[cadaverdog]

I wouldn't bang either one of those old fucking skanks!

Jesus Christ.... of all the women to talk about fucking..... we gotta bring up Dave's family....

log off and bang your F A T wives people.... it might be the only chance she gets between your 10 hour Roth Army binges and farting....

You forget to change back to Kristy before you posted again Warf.

[WARF]

You forget to change back to Kristy before you posted again Warf.

Kristy is F A T too!

Just like the rest of the pothead hippies from ColorFATo

[Nitro Express]

Gun control is not cumming too soon in you gay lover's ass.

[Nitro Express]

The Average Roth Army member:

Wife: Who fucking cares about that goddamn David Lee Roth guy for chrissakes...

YOU: Sorry honey, i'll take out the trash soon. We're debating which one of his sisters is more beautiful.

Wife: All you do is sit in front of that computer all damn day. Look at how F A T and out of shape you are....

YOU: Not now honey... Gun Control issues are heating up... I promise i'll take a shower today and we can have our monthly sex.

Wife: I want a divorce! You didn't even go to your sons graduation because of this washed up band and message board....

YOU: Sorry, if you want a divorce. You can have it! I gotta support Obama! You know the one who pays for our government check every month?

Wife: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

Damn Wolfgang Van Halen uses an old computer. Wolfie hangs out here? Didn't know that.

[Nitro Express]

I wouldn't bang either one of those old fucking skanks!

Jesus Christ.... of all the women to talk about fucking..... we gotta bring up Dave's family....

log off and bang your F A T wives people.... it might be the only chance she gets between your 10 hour Roth Army binges and farting....

If you can't find the hole roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot. If you can't get it up pop some Viagra and hopefully it kicks in before the wet spot dries up.

[Nitro Express]

I'd bang her until I hear her start talking about her precious Wolfie and his fat grandma arms ....

Ha! ha! As soon as you hear the word Wolfie you would lose your erection and you can't drive Vallerie on a flat tire.

[WARF]

HIGGINS is my life coach!

[FORD]

If that fails, there's always Danny Partridge.....

http://kzok.cbslocal.com/danny-bonaduce-life-coach/

[Igosplut]

Ford you're a mod here again? Never thought I'd see the day.......