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Actually I dated one for a while. But she had kids and an ex and blah blah blah. Ane I don't need you to remind me I'm old - sadly I'm all too well aware of it. But I'm just one lottery ticket away from a 19 year old trophy wife!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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WEspecially right after a game. Bring em to me sweaty!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Is that why you said you wanted to be one? You like to put on make up and skimpy outfits and get hot and sweaty? I bet Izzy's sporting wood just thinking about that. Sick bastards.Beware of DogComment
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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New my ass. You've been cross dressing for years. you try to overcompensate by talking about guns be we all know you're light in the loafers. Or light in the top siders in your case. You probably carry one of those Herpes purses you've talked about across the road.Beware of DogComment
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I do NOT carry a Herpes purse. I carry a Prada briefcase. There's a difference! It's Saffiano leather and still smells wonderfully. And just because I have three pairs of Sperry Top Siders doesn't make me a homo. I also have five pairs of Nikes in different colors. I like to match my shirts with my shoes. But that doesn't make me gay. At least not full on gay. Or maybe I am but still only like to fuck chicks. It's all so confusing.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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And about his crazy costumes and what not? So what. I liked the sequined gear, made it easier for me to see him way in the back. Way better than the brocade matador jackets that were leftover from 2012. Dave likes to be flashy - and besides, the spandex wore out a long time ago.
Roth on.I'm Stayin' Frosty!Comment
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Sweet pic Von! How many times did you see them during the 6 pack era?Comment
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What does that say about you Dave or the Grave™ fanatics..?"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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At the '80 Invasion Tour where I took the below pic of Dave with my trusty Kodak Instamatic 110, I rushed into the venue to get to the stage, and didn't realize I had been let in on the upper level. I run down to railing and without even thinking, launch over it. It was a much further drop than I ancipated, and I literally barrel rolled when I hit the ground. It fucking hurt, and I wasn't sure if I was injured or not, but I had one mission. To get to the stage. I run up to the stage, and the first person I see is the security guy. It wasn't "Heavy" as this show was for some reason, in Salina, KS at the recently opened Bicentennial Center. The security guy was my High School Head football Coach that had recently gotten fired because he was a fucking psycho! He says "Voth, Barker, why are you guys here to see this shit?" Ha ha ha! We're like, "Have you ever heard these guys? They're the greatest band ever." He proceeds to tell us he hates "Acid Rock", and "wouldn't pay a nickel to see this shit"! Again, I laugh my ass off thinking about it. I tell him I've got my camera, and I plan on taking pics. As you can see from the ticket below, it states right on there "No cameras". He basically told me he didn't give a fuck, but to be discreet about it because if any other security told me to stop, I'd have to stop. Nobody ever said a word about it, at this show. (Not the case at the '84 show!)
Sorry to bore those that have probably heard that stuff who knows how many times, but Chuck asked about me seeing this great band, so I figured I'd throw it out there yet again.
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To be honest, back then, I had no idea if it was martial arts, cheerleading, or what the fuck it was. All I knew was, Dave was the baddest motherfucking front man on the planet. All I knew was, out of all the bands I was seeing at that time, he had an unparalleled command of the audience, and the best stage presence of anyone. Period.
Sounds to me like maybe you're questioning your own homosexual tendencies. Don't worry Zah, we still love you, even with your old wrinkly ass sneaking a peek out of that closet.Comment
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It doesn't matter how they're dressed, painted, or otherwise decorated. I just have no interest in them.
The real question here is, why would you imagine me having an erection & how am I the sick bastard? Hmm?Comment
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