Billy Sheehan confirms future EEAS Reunion!

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #16


    Well since this conversation is going into the gutter here ya go.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • vandeleur
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Sep 2009
      • 9865

      #17
      Originally posted by DONNIEP
      Me neither. Only pussies do that. Although I have teared up a few times when getting the ol' giant q tip shoved down the pecker STD test. Damn that shit hurts.
      Ooouch
      fuck your fucking framing

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      • Angel
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7481

        #18
        Originally posted by WARF
        I'm not Jimmy Swaggert.
        I've never cried after I fucked a chick.
        But they have...

        :p
        "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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        • cadaverdog
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Aug 2007
          • 8955

          #19
          Originally posted by WARF
          I'm not Jimmy Swaggert.
          I've never cried after I fucked a chick.
          In an interview one of the hookers he hired said he prefered her to pose while he maturbated. She said they had something close to sex but from the description she gave it was more like premature ejaculation. He barely touched her with his dick and he was done.
          Beware of Dog

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          • cadaverdog
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Aug 2007
            • 8955

            #20
            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            But also a thing.

            I've heard some guys like it...
            They call them masochists.
            Beware of Dog

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347

              #21
              Look at the cunt on the top right hand corner!
              BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
              RIBFEST and AARP magazine.... Now that's METAL! \m/
              You know you hit rock bottom when Diane Keaton steals your cover!



              Shit like this can't be scripted....

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #22
                Originally posted by WARF
                Look at the cunt on the top right hand corner!
                BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
                RIBFEST and AARP magazine.... Now that's METAL! \m/
                You know you hit rock bottom when Diane Keaton steals your cover!



                Shit like this can't be scripted....
                I heard OBC is gonna be on the cover of Cock Sucker's Weekly and Meth Of The Month magazines.
                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • twonabomber
                  formerly F A T
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11195

                  #23
                  Fat, drunk, and Hagar is apparently a money-making scheme nowadays.

                  There's a Sammy's Beach Bar at the Cleveland airport but I think it's inside the security zone and I wasn't gonna get groped just to go see what kind of business it does.
                  Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                  • VAiN
                    Use my hand, I won't look
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5056

                    #24
                    Originally posted by twonabomber
                    Fat, drunk, and Hagar is apparently a money-making scheme nowadays.

                    There's a Sammy's Beach Bar at the Cleveland airport but I think it's inside the security zone and I wasn't gonna get groped just to go see what kind of business it does.
                    yeah, i saw this shitty cabo club in Hollywood, but promptly ignored it.
                    Originally posted by wiseguy
                    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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