Please End the Misery with Roth

[twonabomber]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

Did someone tell Cherone "hey, Van Halen has always had blonde singers! Go bleach your hair?"

[Terry]

Even gayer was Van Halen III took over a year to record and release, and what ended up coming out was an album that sounded like unfinished demos with a shitty home studio mix.

[Terry]

Most of the singers on earth can sing better than David Lee Roth today. But hey, he is the voice of Van Halen. There's no substitute for him. His fans love his hoarse voice, unique personality, and thin top. Singing ability is not important.

Btw I threw up when I heard "Josephina" first. That song was just awful.

Yeah...I'm not thrilled with Roth's approach to his live vocals from 2012 on (even when considering his age and the obvious wear and tear on his voice, I think he could still be doing much better if he chose to sing rather than shout and yell), but he IS the voice of Van Halen. The only version of Van Halen that ever mattered, at any rate.

I mean, should Dave leave the group again, who gives a shit if Hagar jumps back onboard? The second Roth bails, Van Halen would be (once again) dead to me.

[wolfsbane]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

I think the guitar is out of tune

[DONNIEP]

the gayest moment in history of VH.

They look like two filthy hobos.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"I want to be a rock star so I can be filthy, miserable, a hermit, hate the world, write little snippets of music that I have to rely on other people to turn into songs for me and basically waste my entire life. What do you want to be?"

[ZahZoo]

Hobos..? I believe Wino™ would be the most accurate term...

I've never lost the irony that Ed's favorite was Smoking Loon... Prophetic eh?

[DONNIEP]

Hobos..? I believe Wino™ would be the most accurate term...

I've never lost the irony that Ed's favorite was Smoking Loon... Prophetic eh?

Smokin Loon, we should take up a donation and send him a case. Merry Christmas, OBC.

[vandeleur]

Obc ????

[vandeleur]

Everytime I try to listen to that YouTube I can't get passed a minute or so , does ed remember how to play guitar or does he just continue to play random chords sloppily. And cherone managed to out gay bending over and opening his ass, well done sir it's a talent.

[DONNIEP]

Obc ????

Old Bitter Cunt

[DONNIEP]

Everytime I try to listen to that YouTube I can't get passed a minute or so , does ed remember how to play guitar or does he just continue to play random chords sloppily. And cherone managed to out gay bending over and opening his ass, well done sir it's a talent.

Nah, man- Ed is a Geetar God!! Just think, people were all excited to go see him play that crap. Even the WORST Van Hagar song is waayyyy better than that abortion.

[vandeleur]

Old Bitter Cunt

Fuck you, I was only asking

[vandeleur]

Even The Vegas 2007 show where he played guitar with a drum stick ..... I always wanted to play like EVH but that night at times he played like me

[DLR Bridge]

Even The Vegas 2007 show where he played guitar with a drum stick ..... I always wanted to play like EVH but that night at times he played like me

When I saw Van Hagar in '86, BTO with Leslie West opened up. Either Leslie or someone from that band played an abysmal solo with a drum stick. I remember thinking, at age 16, "now there's a man out of ideas". When I saw Ed pulling that stunt in '07, I thought the same damn thing. Thank God he's regained his ability to dazzle and impress on the 6 string twanger.

[DONNIEP]

Even The Vegas 2007 show where he played guitar with a drum stick ..... I always wanted to play like EVH but that night at times he played like me

If I had been Dave I woulda been going to Ed's dressing room every night with a case of Heinekens. I'd get him shitfaced before every single show so he'd stagger around and play crappy stuff every single night. Oh god would it have been hilarious. And I'd have Sammy show up and sneak him onstage and when Ed started playing Jump I'd toss Sam the mic and watch Ed's head literally explode.