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Nah, that ain't no wig. There's this video of him and his wife back when he put his gigantic nicer-than-anything-Ed-ever-owned mansion up for sale. And Mike goes down his waterslide into his pool. Now, I have studied said video and it is clear that he ain't wearin a rug. Those gotta be plugs or something like that. Dave needs to find out who Mike's hair guy is and get his dome worked on.
Just old junk and baggage from the past in the garage...
Not likely. He's got a Chickenfoot cabinet in the background, but the Van Halen one is prominently positioned in that shot. Now, this may not signal his upcoming return to VH (yes it does), it may just be that it looked cool in the shot.
If I was Mike I would start posting twatter videos of me playing to Van Hagar songs. At Sammy's studio. While Sam sings the songs in the booth. But I'm mean like that.
Weird he is using the van Halen name on that , I think in the deal where he sold his balls to ed he could only use the words "van Halen (staff)" on his stuff.
Hope he doesn't get sued :D
Ole hot sauce is like the carthorse of the apocalypse.....
Van Hagar is coming ..... Der der der (horror film music )
Pay no attention to The Old Man. That's a brand new pic from two days ago, right after Ed called Mike and drunkenly apologized for being an, and this is a direct quote, "old bitter cunt". Reportedly there was the sound of electric clippers in the background.
Will they do their trademark macho dance moves .... Ed has a new hip
Oh god I hope so. And I hope Sammy does that retarded pussy hand signal like 3700 times during the show. They should just do their 5150 tour show from start to finish just like they did back in '86. Ed can borrow Russ's old wig he used to wear when he was in the Punks and he can chain smoke those electric cigarettes the whole time. Then Sam brings out Mike for his Jack Daniels drenched bass solo so he can jump around like a coked up monkey. Man I would pay good money to see that. It'd be better than going to the circus!!
Of course the whole thing hinges on Ed getting back on the bottle. Heineken is like super show rocket fuel to him and it ain't gonna work if boring sober Ed is up there.
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