Dave's Social Media Returns this Sunday, Feb. 7th
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noun: sheep; plural noun: sheep
1.
a domesticated ruminant mammal with a thick woolly coat and (typically only in the male) curving horns. It is kept in flocks for its wool or meat, and is proverbial for its tendency to follow others in the flock.
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a wild mammal related to this, such as the argali, bighorn, bharal, and urial.
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used with reference to people who are too easily influenced or led.
"party members should not follow their leader like sheep"
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a person regarded as a protected follower of God.
a member of a minister's congregation.
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The worst thing was the hype, VA.
I mean, we're all obviously retarded, otherwise we would've learned a long time ago, but all that hype about how Dave was making a "comeback" to social media... and we get a flash site & a black & white picture?
I mean, we're talking about the guy who did the "Just a Gigolo", "California Girls" "Crazy from the Heat" & "A Little Ain't Enough" videos.
It's not unreasonable to expect to be blinded by hot pink, electric blue, pastel colours & neon infused photo galleries, chronological timelines, discographies, history, videos, all that shit that's gotta be stored somewhere.
Let people buy his music in MP3, FLAC or WAV format.
Historical tidbits, comments about the albums & songs.
And if Dave wanted to show off his crayon paintings, have a section of that on the site.
Jesus fuck, most Geocities sites were better designed than this absolute horrendous crap.
I know I've been the most vocal about Dave needing to act his age, but that's the whole fucking point! The website is not HIM, it's whatever he WANTS it to be. And it can be Dave at 25 years old FOREVER!
No seriously, fuck Dave.
Did I tell Dave to fuck off already? Because fuck him. Fuck Dave.
I've said it half-assed seriously a dozen times, but I could run VH's social media for free better than they do it, it's infuriating when we see how other "old" bands run successful social media accounts, like AC/DC, KISS, Aerosmith, Metallica, etc....Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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waaay believable. you are strayin' and hate dave roth. i don't hate dave roth and and am happy to be on a vintage message board dedicated to dave roth. i called you no name. your frame of mind is overwhelmingly depressing.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I've had it with this shit.
So why am I complaining here? Well, where else am I going to complain about Dave "Dumbass" Roth? The Links? Those people are happy with their Sammy merchandise, products & events. They don't need a miserable retard raining on their parade.
And no one else that likes classic rock gives a shit about Dave - wisely - other than to crack a few jokes about the twitchy old faggot.
Nope, this is the only place where I can complain about this shit, like it or not.Comment
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But sheep? I am going against the grain here, isolated from the flock.
Sheep don't do that.Comment
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So he could go to a sheep farm with his fucking dog, film it & pass it off as new material.
I bet that motherfucker never stepped foot in that or any other farm again. I bet that was a one off thing, just like his "climbing". That he used to do all the time. Every weekend. Once. Not really.Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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What the fuck are you talking about? This is why we bought Dave's albums. This is why we supported the Man, the Legend.
So he could go to a sheep farm with his fucking dog, film it & pass it off as new material.
I bet that motherfucker never stepped foot in that or any other farm again. I bet that was a one off thing, just like his "climbing". That he used to do all the time. Every weekend. Once. Not really.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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so now the website is disrespectful to others? you sir, are a bit full of yourself.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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