Well, unless the smell of cleaning chemicals is too strong! Or unless it fills up with smoke like Cheech and Chong's car!
I once had the pleasure of watching Dave choose a new tour bus, after the one he was riding on broke down yet again, between gigs. They brought in three tour buses, and lined them up back stage. Dave walked on one, did the sniff test, looked around, and then did the same thing with the next two. He finally settled on the one that had previously been Brittany Spears' former tour bus. I'm thinking it may have smelled like more like her sweet pussy, than cleaning chemicals, and that's why he chose that one. As you can imagine, it was a bad ass bus.
I once had the pleasure of watching Dave choose a new tour bus, after the one he was riding on broke down yet again, between gigs. They brought in three tour buses, and lined them up back stage. Dave walked on one, did the sniff test, looked around, and then did the same thing with the next two. He finally settled on the one that had previously been Brittany Spears' former tour bus. I'm thinking it may have smelled like more like her sweet pussy, than cleaning chemicals, and that's why he chose that one. As you can imagine, it was a bad ass bus.
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