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[Von Halen]

And I highly doubt Britney's pussy exudes a "sweet smell".

Please refrain from talking about Brittany's pussy like that.

She looks like the type who pulls up her panties after being creampied & doesn't wash it for days, if not weeks.

Are you sure you're not thinking about Angel?

[DONNIEP]

The guy that supposedly despises the wasting of time, wastes more of his time, than anyone on the planet. All the time he spent at that Rodeo, or wherever the fuck he was, and the time recording that diatribe, could have been spent working on the official releases of the old shows. Or writing a new album. Or figuring out how to release the John 5 album. But no, he'd rather put out some bullshit that 99.99% of the people on earth don't give a flying fuck about.

If I was Dave, I'd put the entire record up on the site. What's gonna happen if he does? Is Ed gonna cut the tires on his car or something? And I'm gonna speculate here, let's say he doesn't want to because it might piss off Ed. Who cares?? I'd be releasing shit left and right and doing shows whenever and where ever I wanted to. So what if it's casino shows or HOB shows or state fairs? What's the worse Ed can do? Not let him tour with them three years from now? Big fuckin deal. The guy probably won't even be able to sing Happy Birthday in three years.

[twonabomber]

Well, part of the time I was taking a dump so it wasn't completely wasted time.

I'm gonna wait until I go back to work to watch it!

[DONNIEP]

She looks like the type who pulls up her panties after being creampied

Oh man I have such a good story about that.

[DONNIEP]

I'm gonna wait until I go back to work to watch it!

Ah, there's not really anything to see. You can listen while doing anything else.

[cadaverdog]

I choose to think about the smell of Brittany's sweet pussy.

I can smell it right now. Nope. I just found a week old tuna sandwich I was saving for a late night snack.

[twonabomber]

I can smell it right now. Nope. I just found a week old tuna sandwich I was saving for a late night snack.

Time to clean out your fridge, dog!

[Anonymous]

Oh man I have such a good story about that.

Since mine is probably weaker, I'll tell it right now.

I once came inside this girl's pussy after we woke up & she got dressed & left.

She came back that night & told me she never showered, so the cum stayed in there all day while she was working, waiting tables. She was quite happy while telling me that, too.

Funny thing, I never really gave that much thought. Where does all the cum go? I know one little spermatozoa impregnates the ovary, but what about the rest? Does it fall off? Does it get absorbed or something?

All the pussies I looked into were empty, thankfully.

Anyway, she did shower right before we went to business, of course. I made sure of that. It may have been mine, but it was probably spoiled already.

[Anonymous]

Time to clean out your fridge, dog!

That's a good rule of thumb.

If you detect a smell not unlike Britney's pussy, it's time to clean up.

[vandeleur]

Since mine is probably weaker, I'll tell it right now.

I once came inside this girl's pussy after we woke up & she got dressed & left.

She came back that night & told me she never showered, so the cum stayed in there all day while she was working, waiting tables. She was quite happy while telling me that, too.

Funny thing, I never really gave that much thought. Where does all the cum go? I know one little spermatozoa impregnates the ovary, but what about the rest? Does it fall off? Does it get absorbed or something?

All the pussies I looked into were empty, thankfully.

Anyway, she did shower right before we went to business, of course. I made sure of that. It may have been mine, but it was probably spoiled already.

Did you check her ears for leakage

[Anonymous]

Did you check her ears for leakage

This is a serious question, Vandy.

I have seen it dripping out when this girl was riding me & she got off, but I never paid much attention to it otherwise.

Now I'll have to cum inside a girl in missionary position, ram it all the way up there & then pay close attention to see what happens. I'll even make her walk around or a while. Ans I won't take my eyes off her. I'll even lay her down afterwards & open it up so I can shine a light inside it.

I must know!

[vandeleur]

This is a serious question, Vandy.

I have seen it dripping out when this girl was riding me & she got off, but I never paid much attention to it otherwise.

Now I'll have to cum inside a girl in missionary position, ram it all the way up there & then pay close attention to see what happens. I'll even make her walk around or a while. Ans I won't take my eyes off her. I'll even lay her down afterwards & open it up so I can shine a light inside it.

I must know!

Mate that's not my style , am usually to busy expressing my gratitude or watching my wallet

[DONNIEP]

Ok, since Izzy is asking a serious question about a serious topic, and since I can seriously relate in a serious way, I shall tell my story.

So about 8 years ago I'm running around with this married chick at work. And one day at about three in the afternoon she decides RIGHT NOW is a good time to have the Honkie Dong. As a matter of fact, the text said "I want you to stick it in right now". And who am I to deny a married womarn just because we're in the office with 140 other people? So we sneak off to our secret spot and she hikes up her really thin stretchy dress and she pulls down her thong and we go at it. Now this is the ultimate quickie and we're done and she says what are we gonna do now? You can't pull it out and we start laughing cause it's gonna be like dropping a Mentos in a soda bottle, right? So I have to and yep it's just a complete mess and she pulls up her thong and she shuffles off to the restroom to try and get cleaned up. And we come out of the restrooms at the same time and she's got big ol' wet spots on the front of her dress and on the back. So I walk behind her to her desk and she doesn't get up until time to leave. And later that evening when she calls me she says it was, uh, kinda leaking all afternoon lol. So I felt good about that.

I bet that dress and panties went into the washer so fast when she got home.

[vandeleur]

Ok things I've learnt today , donnie spurts like a whale.

[Anonymous]

THANK YOU!

I knew Donnie was the man to know the answer to such a question.

And I see you also met one of those that likes to talk to you about your little spermies swimming around inside her.

Those women are special.

So it keeps on dripping out. But some of it must stick around inside the pussy, no? Even if it's just residual? So shining a torch inside is still a requirement for further analysis. Curse my inquiring mind.