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[vandeleur]

Donniep money shot

[Anonymous]

Trouble is, how am I going to explain to a woman that I want to shine a torch up her pussy after I fill her up? Do I wait until she falls asleep? No, it's always better to be upfront about these things. You can't possibly come up with a good explanation if you're caught in the act. AND of course, it's gotta be someone I trust enough to stick it unprotected inside her. All this limits the potential test subjects to an alarming degree.

A solution must be found. Perhaps we can make this a cooperative effort? I'd say it rules out the married men. You can't, in good mind, shine a torch up your spouse's vagina after decades of marriage. It's completely unreasonable.

Any suggestions?

[vandeleur]

Trouble is, how am I going to explain to a woman that I want to shine a torch up her pussy after I fill her up? Do I wait until she falls asleep? No, it's always better to be upfront about these things. You can't possibly come up with a good explanation if you're caught in the act. AND of course, it's gotta be someone I trust enough to stick it unprotected inside her. All this limits the potential test subjects to an alarming degree.

A solution must be found. Perhaps we can make this a cooperative effort? I'd say it rules out the married men. You can't, in good mind, shine a torch up your spouse's vagina after decades of marriage. It's completely unreasonable.

Any suggestions?

They are unconscious in the trunk of your car whats your problem

[DONNIEP]

THANK YOU!

I knew Donnie was the man to know the answer to such a question.

And I see you also met one of those that likes to talk to you about your little spermies swimming around inside her.

Those women are special.

So it keeps on dripping out. But some of it must stick around inside the pussy, no? Even if it's just residual? So shining a torch inside is still a requirement for further analysis. Curse my inquiring mind.

Yes, those women are special. Besides, it's kinda exciting to know there's a chick sitting downstairs in the office with your DNA all up in her and on her dress and it's obvious as hell what it is.

[FORD]

Isn't that the name of that band Ford is always posting videos of?

No, but I wouldn't be surprised if they used that for an album title.

[Anonymous]

They are unconscious in the trunk of your car whats your problem

Oh, I could never rape a woman.

What IF, and notice it's a BIG IF, you can't... perform, let's say...

Can you imagine the embarrassment? You have a manhandled woman under you, possibly bruised, hair & clothes a mess, one shoe lost, laughing at you because you got somewhat nervous.

And as you run away, red as a tomato, her laughter echoes in the deserted alley, seemingly going on forever... haunting you for the rest of your life.

No, I'd never live it down.

[Anonymous]

Yes, those women are special. Besides, it's kinda exciting to know there's a chick sitting downstairs in the office with your DNA all up in her and on her dress and it's obvious as hell what it is.

AND you know she's happy as a pig in the mud about it. That's the best bit of it all.

[vandeleur]

(Austrian accent) ooh performance anxiety please take a chair mr soft cock

[Anonymous]

(Austrian accent) ooh performance anxiety please take a chair mr soft cock

Hey now! That's not what I said at all. I was just imagining a potential embarrassing situation. I have never even thought about raping someone. I am not a Muslim, after all.

[vandeleur]

Hey now! That's not what I said at all. I was just imagining a potential embarrassing situation. I have never even thought about raping someone. I am not a Muslim, after all.

Izzy floppin

[Anonymous]

Izzy floppin

Good sir! You have insulted my manlyhood!



I challenge you to a duel. It shall be to the death or until one of us runs home crying for your mommy, as is proper.

[DONNIEP]

I have never even thought about raping someone. I am not a Muslim, after all.

In Europe I think they call that "integrating into their host society". It's all the rage these days. And in some countries they take it even further and blame the women and little boys for it. Unlike us mean old Americans who would simply kill all the roving Street Rape Gangs.

[vandeleur]

Good sir! You have insulted my manlyhood!



I challenge you to a duel. It shall be to the death or until one of us runs home crying for your mommy, as is proper.

You can't run home to my mommy it's unsporting. Plus I wasn't insulting it I was giving you a knew name

[vandeleur]

In Europe I think they call that "integrating into their host society". It's all the rage these days. And in some countries they take it even further and blame the women and little boys for it. Unlike us mean old Americans who would simply kill all the roving Street Rape Gangs.

Is donnie getting a bit "ford" with this isis/Muslim thing ??
I went to the rockckiffe arms twice this weekend and I can't find any ?

[Angel]

Are you sure you're not thinking about Angel?

Fuck you. Those cobwebs get dusted on a regular basis. :p