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Exactly. And I still need an answer to my question: should I keep some Summers Eve on hand for the next time I have a married chick here? And if so, do I just leave it out on the counter in the bathroom? I mean I don't want her to think she needs to use it first but I'm not sure if I should suggest she hose out before she leaves. I'd think she would be grateful but it's one of those things that can go either way.
I asked Angel because I know she doesn't give a fuck, plus she knows me better & I have more confidence with her than some women I've banged.
Just the other day, me & Donnie were discussing a certain breed of women who, for some reason, do NOT like cunnilingus. We have reached the cuntclusion that it's because they are jealous of their own pussy, they want men to love THEM, not their vagina, which is kind of stupid, because the vagina is obviously a part of her. Butt, what are you going to do, right?
Bottom line, some women do not provide reliable answers.
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Since we are on a site which is dedicated to Dave, we must throw in ancient Chinese shit. The term 'fox' for a woman was actually derived in China. It was believed that some women where evil (ya think) and the act of fucking was a means to steal another's life source. Hence, sperm is the juice of life and energy in a man and it was believed that where the cum goes is into the very being of the woman. By their thinking, for instance, if one was able to paint or sing well, the woman could attain some of that energy. If she was a evil bitch, it would just stay in limbo in her body while the man would lose some of his life source for no reason. Why a fox? Because foxes where considered devious and sly and some powerful whores could even shift change and the animal of choice was the fox because it shared these mischievous traits... so the real meaning of fox for a woman is a vampire pussy that can change into a fox rather than a bat which sucks jiz out of a man
Now, if we can throw in a some old photos of Josephine Baker, along with some animation of old Disney style bluebirds from Snow White, and cue some Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels music singing about the woman with the blue dress on, while breaking up the Chinese lesson in tangents which the laughs are not sufficient enough by talking about changing tires on competition Tour De France bicycle, we then have the Roth Show made just for you Izzy about what happens to that sperm and for you to steal if your wish DLR
But what I take away from this is, not even the Chinese know what happens to the cum that stays inside the woman. I thought the Chinese were wise about all sorts of shit. This just keeps getting more mysterious.
Please accept these nudes of Josephine Baker as payment for your information & kindly do not ask why I have such a thing.
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Well, thank you for the anecdote & I certainly appreciate your input, Jet.
But what I take away from this is, not even the Chinese know what happens to the cum that stays inside the woman. I thought the Chinese were wise about all sorts of shit. This just keeps getting more mysterious.
Please accept these nudes of Josephine Baker as payment for your information & kindly do not ask why I have such a thing.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Exactly. And I still need an answer to my question: should I keep some Summers Eve on hand for the next time I have a married chick here? And if so, do I just leave it out on the counter in the bathroom? I mean I don't want her to think she needs to use it first but I'm not sure if I should suggest she hose out before she leaves. I'd think she would be grateful but it's one of those things that can go either way."Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013Comment
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He says he can fuck anything, anytime, anyplace, no matter the circumstances. Always hard & rarin' to go.
So we unleash Vandy on the Muslims & let him fuck them all to death. Sounds like a plan.Comment
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Erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter I will refrain from using as a basis for a gag in future.
Floppy cock .... Sorry It just came out . It won't happen again.
Izzyhardyetfuck your fucking framingComment
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We really need to get to the bottom of this.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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