Dave's Social Media Returns this Sunday, Feb. 7th
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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No, we have these things called houses and these other things called yards. A yard is an area a little over an acre big that we own and can do whatever the fuck we want on it. It's all part of this new thing called Freedom.
And we're gonna keep the illegals out. Again: Wall. We'll send back the criminals and keep all the good ones to work in the Mexican restaurants cause that's important. Then we're gonna build huge cotton plantations and woops wrong thread. But you get the idea.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Dave treats his lifelong fans like shit, but shows up and treats a bunch of hill jack rednecks that might be able to name one or two songs of his, like he's been their buddy forever. This fucking guys doucheness never ceases to amaze me.
In case anyone is keeping track, I watched a total of 1:13 seconds of that, before I fast forwarded, just to hear if he was still being lame, then fast forwarded to the end. Great stuff Dave. You are a true savant. About everything, including sheep and cattle.Chainsaw MuthuafuckaComment
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You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!
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