Stupid Rocky Mountain News Article

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Diaper, what in the fuck is a "soud?" Leave it to you dipshit. The only fucker in history to be held back in pre-school.

I think it's a new breed of sheep.

[Figs]

Boy they love 'em in Denver!!


"But Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar - whose 1985 addition to the band resulted in its most successful albums - enhanced the act with their own commanding performances."

--"most successful albums" Golly, I would have thought VH1 and 1984 were their most successful albums. I guess if you write like this enough times, people will believe it.


Although Anthony's voice after an onstage chug from a Jack Daniels bottle sounded weak during "Somebody Get Me a Doctor," he's still one of rock's top bassists.

--"one of rock's top bassists" - sure, this isn't a fluff review. Watch out Chris Squire and Geddy Lee!


Hagar remains atop his game. The man's stage presence is undeniable, and his gravelly delivery is tailor-made for rock 'n' roll. He won bonus points Sunday by accepting gifts and signing autographs from the stage. The crowd also relished his solo performance of "Eagles Fly."

Wow, even positive reviews called his solo a bathroom break.

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~78~2309972,00.html

[Jano]

Originally posted by SNIPER
Fuck off Max. Albums used to be $7.00 in the era of the Roth. CD's COST ALOT MORE NOW, THERE ARE BETTER BANDS NOW, MORE BANDS NOW, ALOT MORE MUSIC TOO BUY THEN HALEN.

iTS A CLEAR KNOWN FACT THAT CONCERT COSTS HAVE GONE UP TOO!! SO ITS SAFE TO SAY VAN HAGAR HAS MADE ALOT MORE MONEY THEN ROTH ERA.

INFACT THIS BOBW TOUR IS MAKING MORE $ THEN THE 84 TOUR. CONCERT TICKETS ARE AT LEAST FIVE TIMES THE AMOUNT THEY WHERE THEN!!!!

-Do you really believe the shit that you wrote?