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I read the following remarks by TheTruthBaby and I got inspired...
I just want to be sure we are talking about a BIG bus - we need to reinforce this friggin thing with layers of cement and steel. I mean we need to build this thing stronger than a tank and bigger than a house. First of all, I am very concerned for the safety of the driver. A standard size school bus loaded with dirt and logs would probably knock Sam down, but the driver might get thrown through the window upon impact. We don't want to kill the poor driver. He would be a friggin hero. Secondly, we want to be sure one solid shot to Spermy will take him down for good. The yellow bus I went to school in would merely graze Spermy's girth and enable him to sing "Love Walks In" in a wheelchair or on a hospital bed wheeled out onstage. A cement & steel reinforced bus tricked out with about 175 lbs of dynamite could reasonably insure Spermy getting knocked to the ground with reasonable permanent damage. Of course, speed is another issue. We need to be sure we can catch Spermy at the bottom of a hill or similar downhill area. If we put a table of Big Macs and fries in the middle of the street and surround it with police tape, we may catch him alone and be pretty sure the public won't cross the police tape. As long as we floor the gas pedal with about 300 yards of downhill Spermy-killing-power, we can crush him with minimal civilian casualties. Lastly, we need a driver commited to stopping the Hagar/Gaybar menace to the planet. Terrorism? Ha! Spermy Gaybar is the greatest threat to civilization. Period. A driver who can selflessly guide the Yellow School Bus of Death at Spermy is a man I would be proud to call a Roth Army Member. Do we have any volunteers?
Damn, I love America.
Originally posted by Thetruthbaby
But I didn't hate Hagar right off the bat. THAT CAME WITH YEARS AND YEARS OF CONTINUOUS LIES AND SHOTS AT DLR. Now I wouldn't care if that fat bastard got hit by a bus.
But I didn't hate Hagar right off the bat. THAT CAME WITH YEARS AND YEARS OF CONTINUOUS LIES AND SHOTS AT DLR. Now I wouldn't care if that fat bastard got hit by a bus.
I just want to be sure we are talking about a BIG bus - we need to reinforce this friggin thing with layers of cement and steel. I mean we need to build this thing stronger than a tank and bigger than a house. First of all, I am very concerned for the safety of the driver. A standard size school bus loaded with dirt and logs would probably knock Sam down, but the driver might get thrown through the window upon impact. We don't want to kill the poor driver. He would be a friggin hero. Secondly, we want to be sure one solid shot to Spermy will take him down for good. The yellow bus I went to school in would merely graze Spermy's girth and enable him to sing "Love Walks In" in a wheelchair or on a hospital bed wheeled out onstage. A cement & steel reinforced bus tricked out with about 175 lbs of dynamite could reasonably insure Spermy getting knocked to the ground with reasonable permanent damage. Of course, speed is another issue. We need to be sure we can catch Spermy at the bottom of a hill or similar downhill area. If we put a table of Big Macs and fries in the middle of the street and surround it with police tape, we may catch him alone and be pretty sure the public won't cross the police tape. As long as we floor the gas pedal with about 300 yards of downhill Spermy-killing-power, we can crush him with minimal civilian casualties. Lastly, we need a driver commited to stopping the Hagar/Gaybar menace to the planet. Terrorism? Ha! Spermy Gaybar is the greatest threat to civilization. Period. A driver who can selflessly guide the Yellow School Bus of Death at Spermy is a man I would be proud to call a Roth Army Member. Do we have any volunteers?
Damn, I love America.
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