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Clearly written by someone where English isn't their first language...
That too. I get Nigerian scam emails that are better written
I can just hear Sam giving Mike shit about VH bringing him out there for one song. "Hey man, I'm your friend, the one who's taken care of you these last 15 years. After all the shit they've said and done to you? They're using you!"
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
But, I mean, the whole Bmyr post comes across as such a lame leg pull it's an embarrassment to trolling.
So, the troll is that Mike Anthony is going to come out onstage - with his Jack Daniel's bass, no less - start playing his bass solo, then Mike, Ed and Alex will play Somebody Get Me A Doctor while Dave remains offstage...that's it? THAT's the leg pull?
I mean, I'm all for a good rumor, but to get a good one going the scenario has to make a little more sense than that.
But, I mean, the whole Bmyr post comes across as such a lame leg pull it's an embarrassment to trolling.
So, the troll is that Mike Anthony is going to come out onstage - with his Jack Daniel's bass, no less - start playing his bass solo, then Mike, Ed and Alex will play Somebody Get Me A Doctor while Dave remains offstage...that's it? THAT's the leg pull?
I mean, I'm all for a good rumor, but to get a good one going the scenario has to make a little more sense than that.
Mike will come out and have a cheeseburger eating contest with Wolfie and of course Wolfie will win and then Dave will tell all the women in the audience to flash their breasts in appreciation of the cheese burger eating champ and we will all get to see how saggy the breast on aging VH fan chicks are.
Michael Anthony was contacted by VAN HALEN's management half a year ago about reuniting with the band for a tour, Sammy Hagar has revealed. A recent rumor has suggested that the original VAN HALEN lineup — including Anthony, who has not played with the band since 2004 — will reunite in 2019 for a ru...
Originally posted by sadaist
I don't mind that one Nickelback song. I just hate the fact that they put it on every album 10 times.
It was only a matter of time for Spammy to chime in on all this.
I will say I agree with Hagar that Mike Anthony SHOULD be there with the band, because he is a founding member (yeah, yeah, I know, he replaced Mike Stone...whatever). I'd also agree with Hagar that it's an absurd idea to imagine Anthony showing up to play a bass solo, then sing Somebody Get Me A Doctor and then bugger offstage. I mean, fucks sake, the CVH reunion is THE Van Halen reunion people have been waiting to see. Not Van Hagar. Not Van Wolfgang (let's be real, here: if Wolfgang were anybody other than Eddie's kid, he wouldn't even have gotten an audition with the band strictly on the merits of his ability).
Hagar is correct that for Anthony to show up and play just one tune - which, in the latest rumor scenario, has Anthony singing on it instead of the CVH lineup playing it - I mean, shit...that would go over like a fart in church. That wouldn't even be a CVH reunion. The scary part is I wouldn't put such a scenario past Van Halen these days, because this band has proved very adept over the last 20 + years of making one bad decision after another.
Either get Anthony ack for a proper arena tour playing a full set with Ed, Al and Dave, or fuck back on off doing what you've been doing with Wolfgang.
Van Halen have turned into a bunch of stroke job artists who won't even finish the job. Like some half-assed strip club bimbo who entices you to pay the premium dollars to go back with her into the VIP area, then insists on wearing surgical gloves while she jacks you off, but only if you wear a condom and she won't even rub you off to a climax. Lame.
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