Hey You Dopes Oughtta Be Glad Sams' In As Good A Shape As He Is

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HIYA

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, TAKE YER MEDS?

I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW SAMMY AS OLD AS HE IS JUST ISNT GETTING ANY YOUNGER BUT HES IN VAN HALENAND YOU ARE NOT

NEITHER IS DAVE ROTH

HOWWUVVER, THERE IS GOOD NEWS IN THAT SAMMY IS SINGING SOME DLR TUNES AND IF THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH CONCESSION FOR YOU THEN JUST DON'T SHOW UP TO THE SHEWWWWWWWW...

MMMKAY?
and ANOTHER THING: QUIT THE SHEEP THING YOU CUNTS - MY MAIN ATTRACTION IS SMOKING A COUPLE DIFFERENT KINDS OF DOPE IN THE PARKING LOT ALL BY MY SELFIS SELF BEFORE THE SHOW, THEN BUMP INTO YOUR BACKSIDE SPILLING ABOUT 4 OR 5 BEERS THAT I CAN'T POSSIBLY CARRY STONED SO WATCH YOUR BACKS GENTLEMEN

WATCH YOUR BACKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A SHEEP IS GONNA FREE-UP A LITTLE BLADDER SPACE WHILE STANDING ON THEIR SEAT NEXT TO YA, AND TRUST ME I DONE THAT A COUPLE TIMES AND FELLAS IT AIN'T PRETTY BELIEVE YOU ME

QUIT THIS SHEEP SHIT BECAUSE ROTH AIN'T SINGING THIS YEAR

YOUR SWEETIE,
BC!!

[classicdude]

o.

[DavidLeeNatra]

caps locked?

[Panamark]

Hagar fans..

A stranger species may never be discovered..

[vhfan010]

The thing about the hagar fan species is their always being hunted and eaten.

[kennyboy]

More proof that Spammy Sperms are RETARDED!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
HIYA

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, TAKE YER MEDS?

I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW SAMMY AS OLD AS HE IS JUST ISNT GETTING ANY YOUNGER BUT HES IN VAN HALENAND YOU ARE NOT

NEITHER IS DAVE ROTH

HOWWUVVER, THERE IS GOOD NEWS IN THAT SAMMY IS SINGING SOME DLR TUNES AND IF THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH CONCESSION FOR YOU THEN JUST DON'T SHOW UP TO THE SHEWWWWWWWW...

MMMKAY?
and ANOTHER THING: QUIT THE SHEEP THING YOU CUNTS - MY MAIN ATTRACTION IS SMOKING A COUPLE DIFFERENT KINDS OF DOPE IN THE PARKING LOT ALL BY MY SELFIS SELF BEFORE THE SHOW, THEN BUMP INTO YOUR BACKSIDE SPILLING ABOUT 4 OR 5 BEERS THAT I CAN'T POSSIBLY CARRY STONED SO WATCH YOUR BACKS GENTLEMEN

WATCH YOUR BACKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A SHEEP IS GONNA FREE-UP A LITTLE BLADDER SPACE WHILE STANDING ON THEIR SEAT NEXT TO YA, AND TRUST ME I DONE THAT A COUPLE TIMES AND FELLAS IT AIN'T PRETTY BELIEVE YOU ME

QUIT THIS SHEEP SHIT BECAUSE ROTH AIN'T SINGING THIS YEAR

YOUR SWEETIE,
BC!!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
HIYA

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, TAKE YER MEDS?

YOUR SWEETIE,
BC!!

Hey buddy, how in tarnation y'all doin', eh? How's your wife/sister doin'? Damn, she sho' looked fine before she met you, but hey, no worries buddy-boy.....what'd shampoo and soap ever do to ya, eh?

Yeah, you just keep that there Hagar funnies comin', ok sheepshit?

Nuthin' personal, buddy boy...enjoy the pig shit on that there farm, y'hear?

[GAR]

Amazing Grace, how sweet the Slick..

[cwsmith17]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
HIYA

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY, TAKE YER MEDS?

I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW SAMMY AS OLD AS HE IS JUST ISNT GETTING ANY YOUNGER BUT HES IN VAN HALENAND YOU ARE NOT

NEITHER IS DAVE ROTH

HOWWUVVER, THERE IS GOOD NEWS IN THAT SAMMY IS SINGING SOME DLR TUNES AND IF THAT IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH CONCESSION FOR YOU THEN JUST DON'T SHOW UP TO THE SHEWWWWWWWW...

MMMKAY?
and ANOTHER THING: QUIT THE SHEEP THING YOU CUNTS - MY MAIN ATTRACTION IS SMOKING A COUPLE DIFFERENT KINDS OF DOPE IN THE PARKING LOT ALL BY MY SELFIS SELF BEFORE THE SHOW, THEN BUMP INTO YOUR BACKSIDE SPILLING ABOUT 4 OR 5 BEERS THAT I CAN'T POSSIBLY CARRY STONED SO WATCH YOUR BACKS GENTLEMEN

WATCH YOUR BACKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A SHEEP IS GONNA FREE-UP A LITTLE BLADDER SPACE WHILE STANDING ON THEIR SEAT NEXT TO YA, AND TRUST ME I DONE THAT A COUPLE TIMES AND FELLAS IT AIN'T PRETTY BELIEVE YOU ME

QUIT THIS SHEEP SHIT BECAUSE ROTH AIN'T SINGING THIS YEAR

YOUR SWEETIE,
BC!!

Tool bag.

[lilELVIS]

bbbbbaaaaah baaaahhhhh

[horty07]

I really don't want Dave to rejoin this sinking ship, If Eddie cleans himself up then maybe. The biggest difference about Sams Van halen and Daves Van halen is that Dave gives a shit, If Ed was like this with Dave, you could bet he would have help him get cleaned up. Sam could care less, he arrives just before the shows and leaves right after. Check in in hand ah Sam.

[GAR]

Im in Boycott Mode for this tours' version of DLR BAND Ver. 1.0 ..

[turboblues]

Originally posted by Panamark
Hagar fans..

A stranger species may never be discovered..

They're human, Pan. But not as we know 'em!

[GAR]

All I know is, during the Sam n Dave show, those fatass Hagar fans trampled the fuck outta my arches going back n forth to the concessions stand which was nearly intolerable.

After the 3rd song I bailed.. and I wanted to give Sammy a fair review but he wasted too much time, besides his FAT fans food intake challenge I had to deal with.

Not gonna deal with that at this show. I'll wait for next year when Roth gets a crack at it.