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those sammy up for breakfast lyrics are fucking amazing........i havnt laughed that hard in a while, not since i listened to sam sing jump..........now thats some real funny stuff
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:D
absolutely hilarious thread..... nice work...Go home the Earth is full....Comment
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No, we don't...Originally posted by Vanstonica
Don't we wish.
Trainwrecks are not a place we want Roth to around at any time, in any universe.
Van Halen made his bed, now lets burn it...
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Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by Sammy Hagar 2004
"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second Ed. Whaddaya think my weight is gonna grow to this year ?"
Baby stop your teasin', honey can't you see?
Don't wanna be no breakfast fool.
Maybe I should skip to lunch, but I gotta funny hunch,
Breakfast's gonna make me sweat and drool.
I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.
Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.
"Hey, waitress I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"I brought my utensils"
"Gimme something to eat on, man!"
I heard about your specials, but specials come so cold.
I'll have another donut hole.
Little bite of that cherry pie, how did I get so full?
Captain Crunch? I'll have a bowl!
I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.
Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.
"Oh man, my stomach's full"
"I don't feel hungry!"
"Coffee Crisp!!!"
Pure, unadulterated comic genious.
I've got fucking tears in my eyes...brilliant work, brother.
LMAO...craig:D
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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:D and why not? Van Hagar's been doin' their best to ensure we ROTH FANS don't exist....so why not make fun, have fun, laugh, giggle, scream and point...wanna know my brand of hair dryer? CLASSIC VAN HALEN CRANKED 'TA 12. Even if I'm 'gettin' funny in the back of my car', it's with Barry White, NOT VAN HAGAR.
Pure n' simple...Van Hagar has no use...never will and never did.Comment
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What's that dude in the swim suit holding?Comment
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lol...Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Up For Breakfast - Lyrics by Sammy Hagar 2004
"Oh wow, man!"
"Wait a second Ed. Whaddaya think my weight is gonna grow to this year ?"
Baby stop your teasin', honey can't you see?
Don't wanna be no breakfast fool.
Maybe I should skip to lunch, but I gotta funny hunch,
Breakfast's gonna make me sweat and drool.
I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.
Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.
"Hey, waitress I heard you missed me, I'm back!"
"I brought my utensils"
"Gimme something to eat on, man!"
I heard about your specials, but specials come so cold.
I'll have another donut hole.
Little bite of that cherry pie, how did I get so full?
Captain Crunch? I'll have a bowl!
I think of all the Breakfasts that I've missed.
But then my diet was never quite like this.
Out of bed, Out of bed, Out of bed,
I'm Up For Breakfast.
Oh gawd I smell so bad,
But I'm Up For Breakfast.
"Oh man, my stomach's full"
"I don't feel hungry!"
"Coffee Crisp!!!"long live van halenComment
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Why yes shit for brains it's true...Originally posted by vhfan010
is this true?"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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lolOriginally posted by ZahZoo
Why yes shit for brains it's true...Comment
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