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  • DavidLeeNatra
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    • Jan 2004
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    book about ed van halen

    in 1977 right before elvis died his fired bodyguards joe esposito and some other wrote the book "elvis, what happened"...do you think somebody from the VH-camp will ever write the book "eddie, what happened" and tell all the little secrets about drugs, booze, beating up valerie, betty ford clinic, therapie and homo sex between brothers?
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  • Don Corleone
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    • May 2004
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    #2
    You know what it'll be:

    Michael Anthony: Being Alex & Eddie's Bitch (the story from the inside)
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    • DavidLeeNatra
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      • Jan 2004
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      #3
      but there must be a lot of people like security guys or studio employees or whoever is around who know a lot about the truth...

      but while I write about it I wonder if all the van halen soap opera is relevant enough nowadays that somebody would print that book...
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      • Don Corleone
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        • May 2004
        • 2084

        #4
        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
        but there must be a lot of people like security guys or studio employees or whoever is around who know a lot about the truth...

        but while I write about it I wonder if all the van halen soap opera is relevant enough nowadays that somebody would print that book...
        This is true. If your talking about the book coming out after Ed's death, then the chances are the book will sell like hot cakes. It sounds morbid, but there's nothing like death for re-launching a faded rock stars career.
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        • Igosplut
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          • Jan 2004
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          #5
          Maybe a comic book.....
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          • DavidLeeNatra
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            • Jan 2004
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            #6
            this is already available... www.crankfarm.com

            :D
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            • ROTHandRoll
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              • Jul 2004
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              #7
              Possible titles:

              -Talking Through Both Sides of His Mouth: The True EVH Storie(s)

              -From the Inside (of Mike's Ass): The Story of VH Debauchary from the Band's Bitch

              -Screwing The Fans: EVH

              -The Fellatio Chronicles: Ed and Alex's Steamy Romance (dedicated to Brett and his flock)

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              • smaz
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                • Mar 2004
                • 1441

                #8
                Maybe Wolfgang would do it.... But it would have to come from Ed to be of any interest. Somebody else could write it about what happened, the stories, the facts, the events, but only Ed could say why, what he thought, etc. and thats the part we want to know. A security guard could write: Dave left in 1985. Ed could write: Dave left in 1985 because I said............. I did................. or even I didn't do............
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                • DavidLeeNatra
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by smaz
                  Maybe Wolfgang would do it.... But it would have to come from Ed to be of any interest. Somebody else could write it about what happened, the stories, the facts, the events, but only Ed could say why, what he thought, etc. and thats the part we want to know. A security guard could write: Dave left in 1985. Ed could write: Dave left in 1985 because I said............. I did................. or even I didn't do............
                  I want to know the dirt behing the scenes...the fist fights in the studio...when they had to carry al to the betty ford rehab...maybe ted templeman could tell...ed could say why? no way...ed can't remember shit...dave wrote in his book that ed was upset when dave released his EP "crazy from the heat". ed said that he didn't know about dave's plan to do a solo record. dave said "but I told you..." and ed replied "but I can't remember"...

                  I buy that story 100%
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                  • smaz
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                    • Mar 2004
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                    #10
                    Hmmmm..... I suppose it would have to be written by a trusted source. None of the band could write it, stories towards Dave would be over exaggereated to make him sound bad and anything that might make them look bad would be watered down or even skipped. 'I can't remember that part....'.
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                    • DavidLeeNatra
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by smaz
                      Hmmmm..... I suppose it would have to be written by a trusted source. None of the band could write it, stories towards Dave would be over exaggereated to make him sound bad and anything that might make them look bad would be watered down or even skipped. 'I can't remember that part....'.
                      at least you would not read words like "I don't say that I'm mr not guilty" like dave did in CFTH...he admitted that he he had his bad moments, too...the sisters would never have that class...
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                      • smaz
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                        • Mar 2004
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                        #12
                        The other thing is they migh make Classic VH one chapter and everything after the rest of the book. They wouldn't do anything that would relate them with Dave these days. Also, true, the sisters wouldn't admit to making mistakes.
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                        • DavidLeeNatra
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                          #13
                          I could imagine a book written by al and ed not mentioning dave at all...
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                          • smaz
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                            • Mar 2004
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                            #14
                            I think they'd wanna bash him as much as they can. But I can see that too lol.
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                            • lms2

                              #15
                              If such a book did come out, no matter what it said, you guys would find something to bitch about regarding that book.

                              You would all:

                              A. Deny wanting anything to do with the book while you are secretly reading it every night.

                              B. Say everything in it is a lie, and that he only published it because he is desperate for money.

                              C. Insist that the only reason anyone who was stupid enough to buy the book did so to see how badly Dave was treated in it.

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