Is ed getting an pussy on this tour?

[rustoffa]

If he pukes while he's performing cunnilingus, it's going to make the young lady self-conscious that her personal hygeine isn't up to par.

Ed should just let 'em know up front:

Hey, I've been drinking alot this evening and viagra makes my dick hard, but I'm still libel to puke,so don't think you're a filthy whore or anything.

I'm just a drunk.

[Matt White]

Bet he's pickin' up some GUMMERS from skid row for a good time after the show. Or, as long as he can stay awake.

[lms2]

When you are Eddie Van Halen, you don't have to remember what to do with it. You just have to lay there and sure, hun, whatever...

And you do not necessarily have to reach lower to find an older womans boobs. Older women know what they have, how to use it, and there are very many older women who take very good care of themselves just for those two reasons. Young women still think youth will be enough. Confindence in oneself is far more attractive than a brainless twit who has nothing but youth on her side.

Now, as far as younger women not wanting an aged, alcoholic rock star. Bull Shit. Some young pretty sees Ed and thinks hes at deaths door...Shes gonna go for it.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by lms2
When you are Eddie Van Halen, you don't have to remember what to do with it. You just have to lay there and sure, hun, whatever...

And you do not necessarily have to reach lower to find an older womans boobs. Older women know what they have, how to use it, and there are very many older women who take very good care of themselves just for those two reasons. Young women still think youth will be enough. Confindence in oneself is far more attractive than a brainless twit who has nothing but youth on her side.

Now, as far as younger women not wanting an aged, alcoholic rock star. Bull Shit. Some young pretty sees Ed and thinks hes at deaths door...Shes gonna go for it.

Your just not getting the humor here. Really, lighten up and save the sermon for sunday.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by lms2
When you are Eddie Van Halen, you don't have to remember what to do with it. You just have to lay there and sure, hun, whatever...

And you do not necessarily have to reach lower to find an older womans boobs. Older women know what they have, how to use it, and there are very many older women who take very good care of themselves just for those two reasons. Young women still think youth will be enough. Confindence in oneself is far more attractive than a brainless twit who has nothing but youth on her side.

Now, as far as younger women not wanting an aged, alcoholic rock star. Bull Shit. Some young pretty sees Ed and thinks hes at deaths door...Shes gonna go for it.

Yep Eddies getting tons....

[JCOOK]

The last time ED got a piece of ass was when is finger went through the toilet paper

[JCOOK]

The last time ED got a piece of ass was when is finger went through the toilet paper

[rustoffa]

The caliber of groupies seems to have gone downhill.....
Fuck,he's drunk....he'll hit it.

[guwapo_rocker]

Ohhhh I'm gonna puke....

[Jacque the Twat]

Is Ed getting any pussy? I don't know. But I hear he's got a pussy (Val cut his nuts off years ago)

[Keeyth]

Yuck 'stoffa... ..yuk yuk yuk!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Jacque the Twat
Is Ed getting any pussy? I don't know. But I hear he's got a pussy (Val cut his nuts off years ago)

Yep, they're still in the jar under her bed.

[Big Troubles]

LOL Fuck Ed is the pussy on this tour... :D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sam's got the titties, and Ed's got the pussy. Welcome to Van Hagar 2004...........

[Big Troubles]

:D and mike and al are vagina warts.