Is ed getting an pussy on this tour?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
:D and mike and al are vagina warts.

Yeah, but you just know Al would have to be the "Head Vaginal Wart"!

[Big Troubles]

yeah, he's the pusy one, with the fire-like burning sensation.

[lms2]

Originally posted by Matt White
Your just not getting the humor here. Really, lighten up and save the sermon for sunday.

Okay, I will try again.

Q. Is Ed getting any pussy on this tour.

A. Does anyone really care (besides Ed)?

But come Sunday.

[Matt White]

Maybe...I'm sure VAL doesn't care anylonger.
SHEMP/Alex probably cares. EVH is most likely gettin' all the GUMMERS!!!
Spammy and Mikey have each other!!!!

[street_lethal]

Re: Is ed getting an pussy on this tour?

Originally posted by Longdongsilver
Ya think ed's getting any pussy on this tour. What about al, I would fucking hope not. He just looks like a total asshole.

Of course he is getting laid, he's rich and he's famous. Chicks don't give a fuck about bar stool guitar critics opinions about whether Eddie can still play or not.

[ROTHandRoll]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yep, they're still in the jar under her bed.

I thought they were in the fridge next to his hip.


As for getting any pussy, Ed gets it once every day and twice on Sundays from the band---it's called gangfuck.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
if ed gets a pussy, fine...but he forgot what to do with it...

After ten minutes of foreplay he'll stop and say "I don't know what I'm doing down here."

Mezro...then he'll hammer on, hammer off and fall asleep...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Look... ED! If you need to get laid, Call me!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Look... ED! If you need to get laid, Call me!

You would be an upgrade from Val.

Mezro...If you banged Ed I would laugh and laugh...

[Kristy]

Hargar must be over 50! He looks like the walking dead. Actually, that's not true..he looks like...well, ever been to a birthday party for the FAT retarded kid down the street that your parents made you attend because he was "less fortunate" despite getting the most expensive presents? Yeah, Hagar looks like that.

[spmusicplyr]

how can he get laid with that fucked up hip.

how can he eat any twat with only half a tounge??

[rustoffa]

I wonder if Ed and sammie slap high a high-five before they trade ends?

[Fabulous Shadow]

That's bullshit Kristy... Hagar looks ok for his age! He's a tiny bit overweight and he needs some wardrobe assistance but other than that he looks good. He's out there with more energy than alot of people 1/2 his age have.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That's bullshit Kristy... Hagar looks ok for his age! He's a tiny bit overweight and he needs some wardrobe assistance but other than that he looks good. He's out there with more energy than alot of people 1/2 his age have.

I disagree. Hagar is fucking fat. His hair, fat face, horrible clothes and giant gut make him look like the anti-rock star and reminds me again of why I hate hippies.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
That's bullshit Kristy... Hagar looks ok for his age! He's a tiny bit overweight and he needs some wardrobe assistance but other than that he looks good. He's out there with more energy than alot of people 1/2 his age have.

9 out of 10 BBW find just about any man attractive:p

Mezro...don't tell us you would "do" Sam Fab...LOL...