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Join Date: Jan 2004

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#16

09-20-2004, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
obey these rules and everything is fine:

Just remember to bring a banner that says this:

IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVE.

Also, boo at the Hagar songs and also during Sambo's lame solo.

See if you can start a Dave chant during "Panama'.

these rules were given by Vinnie Velvet

Dude, how can you boo Slappy's solo when that's beer/bathroom break??

"Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."
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