Van Halen False Advertising

[JCOOK]

For all of you have been duped into buying Van halen tickets for tonite at staples center. WARNING: Van Halen broke up in 1986. if you dont' get your money back now all you are going to see is a fat retard squealing like two rats fucking a drunk,his brother and the bass player
Remember i gave you FAIR WARNING

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by JCOOK
For all of you have been duped into buying Van halen tickets for tonite at staples center. WARNING: Van Halen broke up in 1986. if you dont' get your money back now all you are going to see is a fat retard squealing like two rats fucking a drunk,his brother and the bass player
Remember i gave you FAIR WARNING

LOL...amen!

[DavidLeeNatra]

1985...april 1st...

[JCOOK]

Get this: My wife called me five minutes ago and told me she bought two expensive tickets for Van Halen tonite at Staples I told her that was impossible and why.She said "O.K. I will sell them" I told her "I hope you have better luck than ticketmaster" And people wonder why women in this country are beaten!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Get this: My wife called me five minutes ago and told me she bought two expensive tickets for Van Halen tonite at Staples I told her that was impossible and why.She said "O.K. I will sell them" I told her "I hope you have better luck than ticketmaster" And people wonder why women in this country are beaten!

L O O O L ! ! !

[bueno bob]

You know, my old lady yells at me whenever somebody comes around that I want to spend money on to go see...count your blessings, at least she's supportive! HAHA

Wanna partner swap for a month? :D

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by JCOOK
Get this: My wife called me five minutes ago and told me she bought two expensive tickets for Van Halen tonite at Staples I told her that was impossible and why.She said "O.K. I will sell them" I told her "I hope you have better luck than ticketmaster" And people wonder why women in this country are beaten!

They mean well, lol.....My gal bought me a Van Hagar CD a week after I met her, not knowing the difference, she is still paying for that little slip up, lol.....

[guwapo_rocker]

One of the first things my wife learned from me is the difference

between CVH and VHGR, and why we only have CVH in our house.

And I didn't need to beat her JCOOK.

[JCOOK]

C'mon guapo Ionly beat her once a week whether she needs it or not

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
One of the first things my wife learned from me is the difference
between CVH and VHGR.

Ditto, she learned real quick....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by JCOOK
C'mon guapo Ionly beat her once a week whether she needs it or not

I'm totally against beating women...I use an electro shocker... :D

[sambo]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I'm totally against beating women...I use an electro shocker... :D

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LMAO!

[Dan]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
1985...april 1st...

Very sad day indeed.

[tydhurst]

I had an MP3 player once that was called David lee Roth.

it had a Snap on, Snap off cover and my friend painted it for me.

[Matt White]

"Me and the Devil
was walkin' side by side
Me and the Devil, ooh
was walkin' side by side
And I'm goin' to beat my woman
until I get satisfied"


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!!!