Van Halen Tour Big Flop!

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  • TOMHALEN
    Full On Cocktard
    • Aug 2004
    • 21

    Van Halen Tour Big Flop!

    If your a fan of Van Halen, but tickets to their concert were just too pricey, then we've got some good news for you. Ticket prices are being reduced!
    Poor attendance, bad reviews, and Edwards struggle with alcoholism have all contributed to the tours failure. Along with weak moments of the shows, Hagar's two-song solo set in which he performed "Where Eagles Fly." Can you say "bathroom break?", and Michael Anthony's lack luster bass solo's.

    Several eye witnesses have reported seeing the 57 year old hagar sucking Edward off before and after shows while Alex and Mike have been spotted playing in a puddle of Ed's vomit backstage.
    Theres a reason why the aging Hagar wheres red, he admits "after the shows I like to lie down on my dressing room floor and let Al and Eddie jack off and shoot white stripes all over me, I kinda look like a big gooey frankenstrat when their finished."
  • tjvhou812
    Full Member Status

    • Mar 2004
    • 4216

    #2
    go back to the strungout forums
    Originally posted by RIKK

    Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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    • TOMHALEN
      Full On Cocktard
      • Aug 2004
      • 21

      #3
      no

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      • tjvhou812
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2004
        • 4216

        #4
        are you a vh fan or what

        your always bitchin about them
        Originally posted by RIKK

        Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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        • rockvanhalen66
          Foot Soldier
          • Jun 2004
          • 631

          #5
          hell yea..
          long live van halen

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #6
            WHO LEFT THE FUCKING GATE OPEN?!?!?!?! HELL TO PAY!!!!!

            Listen you two sheep!!!! How in the fuck did you get out of THE PEN? Get the fuck back in there damnit or I'm going to once again take away your toys and banish you to Hitchworld!!!! Your wooly booly WILL NOT BE TOLERATED IN MAIN!!!!

            Stoffa.......... Please bring me the shears? lol.

            OR......... How does roasted rack of lamb sound for dinner?
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8963

              #7
              oopsie! lookie!

              fucking whoopsie!

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              • MAX
                Rotharmy Gladiator

                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 13001

                #8
                Originally posted by MAX
                OR......... How does roasted rack of lamb sound for dinner?
                Ooops, my bad.

                I meant MUTTON with these two. :p
                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                • rockvanhalen66
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 631

                  #9
                  vh number one...
                  Last edited by rockvanhalen66; 08-21-2004, 02:14 AM.
                  long live van halen

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                  • rockvanhalen66
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 631

                    #10
                    Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                    hey max whats up... move any cool threads ....hey dude why are you out of the goat pen visit hours are over...
                    long live van halen

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                    • rustoffa
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8963

                      #11
                      zip-a-dee-doo-da!

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                      • rockvanhalen66
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 631

                        #12
                        you like that ....
                        long live van halen

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                        • rustoffa
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8963

                          #13
                          oh, does that belong to you?

                          Are you Flannery O' fucking Connor?

                          Sorry bout' that, try dialects for minus a hundred motherfucker

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13001

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                            Oh, sooooooooooooooo sorry to take your little toy pen away. lol.

                            Regardless, I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • rockvanhalen66
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 631

                              #15
                              you have the power..... lol. very proud of you...
                              long live van halen

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