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  • guwapo_rocker

    Ya Gotta Read This!!

    Van Halen: The Best Of Both Worlds

    22.08.2004 Reviewed by GRAHAM REID
    (Herald rating * * *)

    Is David Lee Roth the smartest man in leopard-skin lycra? Years ago when he did some big band stuff he was asked about the charts, as in charts on music stands. His reply, "The only thing I know about charts is if I'm not in them I don't get paid."

    With the metal monster that was Van Halen, the singer was very well paid indeed. Time, distance and this double-disc collection will determine whether you think he deserved to be. With the flamboyant Roth up front and Eddie Van Halen's exceptional guitar technique, the band became darlings of the FM, then MTV, era and cracked classic hair-metal singles. They even managed to survive the transition when Roth quit and Sammy Hagar replaced him (and then, later, Gary Cherone came in).

    Van Halen's career has the makings of a great collection but this irritatingly non-chronological affair - without even a courtesy photo of the great Roth - limps to life with three pretty awful new tracks (with Hagar again) and clearly isn't it. The new stuff is either stupidly salacious (Up For Breakfast is about bananas and cherries) or tries to disinter Guns'N'Roses (the power ballad Learning to See). Only when Roth takes charge on classics like their blistering version of You Really Got Me, Hot For Teacher, Jump, Unchained, Panama and so on - or when Hagar weighs in for a couple of memorable songs. The synth years with Hagar were a mistake, however. It all went a bit Flashdance, really.

    This isn't the first time they have blown the chance for a coherent "best of" ... and to go out with live versions of Roth Years songs by Hagar? You're taking bad advice from someone, Eddie.

  • moose
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1988

    #2
    Fucking BEAUTIFUL. Someone needs to post this at the links.

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    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913

      #3
      That guy needs to be an honorary Roth Army Soldier....

      "A bit Flashdance", classic !!!!
      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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      • TwoFoolsAMinute
        Sniper
        • Apr 2004
        • 925

        #4
        Re: Ya Gotta Read This!!

        Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
        The synth years with Hagar were a mistake, however. It all went a bit Flashdance, really.
        That quote alone brought a tear to my eye. Someone understands what Sam did to Van Halen.

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6566

          #5
          hehehehehehehehehe...........

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10715

            #6
            we definitely need a "membership of honor" or some kind of medal for these guys...
            Roth Army Icon
            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • Bill Lumbergh
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2004
              • 5472

              #7
              "the great Roth"...........in a word............yep.

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              • Panamark
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 17161

                #8
                We take the piss out of our closest neighbours at every chance,
                (As they do to us) But we have deep respect at the end of day.
                Whoever you are, you are one cool Kiwi Mother !

                Luv ya work cuz ! :D
                BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                Love ya Mary Frances!

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  We enjoy having a laugh at each other.Sheep jokes etc.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    GRAHAM REID


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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #11
                      Cheers to ya Graham Reid ! :D

                      Classic review !! And I agree with everything you say !
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • ashstralia
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 6566

                        #12
                        yes, behind all the jokes
                        there is a deep connection.....

                        =ANZAC=

                        respect.

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