Come on guys, I just want to be loved

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  • SamHagar
    Full On Cocktard
    • Aug 2004
    • 23

    Come on guys, I just want to be loved

    My name is Sammy Hagar, but you can call me Sam. I got back in with the Sisters, as you guys call them, because I needed the money. It started out with me having lunch with Alexa Van Halen and we kissed and made up. Then I made a plea, I mean, a call to Edina Van Halen to let me back in her life because I needed more money to buy another Cabo Wabo Cantina. Come on, you guys would have done the same thing. Right? I just want to be loved, that's all. I'm a "people" person.

    Anyway, Eddie and I never even apologized to each other, we practically started making love right there in the 5150 studio. Anyway, the tour is not going too good, so you might be seeing Dave back in the band soon. I'll be around if any of you want to talk or stop by and have a Cabo Wabo Tequila shot on me. Just mention DLR army and you get a free shot of Cabo Wabo Tequila.

    Last but not least.

    Don't forget that I hold the record for "Living artist performing on the most greatest hits compilations, Live or Studio".

    The Very Best of Montrose
    Essential Red Collection
    Sammy and the Wabo's Live Hallelujah
    Unboxed
    THe Best of Sammy Hagar
    Red Hot Live
    Right Here Right Now
    Best of Van Halen Volume I
    Best of Both Worlds

    Best wishes,

    Sam Hagar
  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #2
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • AJW
      Head Fluffer
      • Jun 2004
      • 372

      #3
      Originally posted by MAX
      Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
      You said it Max. Oh and my avatar has changed again. The original will be back sometime in the near future.

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16732

        #4
        Sammy, are your arms getting shorter or your gut getting FATTER?

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          #5
          It's still a great avatar, AJW
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Which one is Sammy ?
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • ClubDave
              Roadie
              • Aug 2004
              • 170

              #7
              i bet the day after you and edward made love is the day you had the best breakfast of your life and wrote "up for breakfast" isnt it sammy

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              • MAX
                Rotharmy Gladiator

                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 13001

                #8
                Originally posted by AJW
                You said it Max. Oh and my avatar has changed again. The original will be back sometime in the near future.
                Thanks bro and you just keep those 70's titty shots a comin cos they are giving me an excuse to run to the bathroom and take five showers a day. lol.
                EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12194

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MAX
                  Thanks bro and you just keep those 70's titty shots a comin cos they are giving me an excuse to run to the bathroom and take five showers a day. lol.
                  Max,AJW is a Legend with Karen Price pictures,I also have been having too many cold showers.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dan
                    I also have been having too many cold showers.
                    No Dan, I was referring to these type of "showers" after looking at AJW's pics:

                    Part I




                    Part II




                    Part III





                    Part IV




                    Part V




                    Part VI


                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194

                      #11
                      Five times a day Max,your not tired yet?
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • SamHagar
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 23

                        #12
                        How did my post end up with the topic of jerking off!

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                        • guwapo_rocker

                          #13
                          That's better.....

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                          • fenway5150
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 277

                            #14
                            Hey Sammy...thanks for being so honest. I really love that picture of you....you look great......FOR US TO POOP ON!!!!!!!
                            "To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
                            - DLR, 2004

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                            • Reverberator
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 10886

                              #15
                              Don't mean to be rude but listen fucking dwarf cunt get DA fucking PLANE and fuck off to FAT SAMS fat cocksuckers site @ www. fuckoffwhiththesamshit.fuckoff.fucku.fuckoff/CLEAR?
                              Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                              the chazzers are so lucky
                              so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
                              http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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