Diamond Dave

[DrGrafenberg]

Now don't get me wrong! I love Dave as much as the next man (not in the homo erotic way!) but...
is there anything he CAN'T do or is crap at?
I just listened to the Nagoya 2004 gig & there he is speaking fluant Spanish!
Let's see he:
Sings
Writes songs
Plays guitar
Can dance
Kick box
Rock climb
etc etc

Ok he forgets the words sometimes but that's not enough for me!
There must be somthing? maybe some girl out there that has slept with Dave can tell me he has a tiny willy or summit! Just to restore my belief that there is a God! maybe Dave is God?
How can one man be so lucky/talented?
It's just not fair
anyhoo I was just wondering!

I hope you take this post in the tounge in cheek way it was meant.:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Dave cannot not dress like a homo with bad taste and sing

crappy rock ballads. He just can't.

[DrGrafenberg]

OMG I just read this...

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14392,00.html

Looks like he is adding Doctor to his list!

[rustoffa]

He's also terrible at making tasteless, legacy-destroying decisions.

[5150Clown]

You know, wife and I were talking about this. How can Dave revive his career. I mean, Ozzy survived after Sabbath year after year. What can Dave do? The problem with Dave is that he's part of a genere of Rock that just doesn't work anymore, unless you bring back the originals.....the classic VH line up.

[ZahZoo]

Dave is utter crap at reconciling past differences with the musicians he's worked with...

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Dave is utter crap at reconciling past differences with the musicians he's worked with...

Takes two to tango...

[ClubDave]

dave sucks horribly at being fatter than spammy hagar

[GAR]

Originally posted by rustoffa
He's also terrible at making tasteless, legacy-destroying decisions.

OH NO both him AND EVH are grate at that.

They deserve each other.

[lms2]

Dave is all that and more. Dave is the greatest. All hail the mighty David Lee Roth, and no one flame me for pointing this out.

Even Dave himself has said that his weakness is interpersonal relationships.

(I would help out there if I could.)

[Matt White]

DAVE is terrible at LYING to HIS fans and giving them 2nd rate tours! He is also pretty bad at FLEECING his fans to support his LIFESTYLE, and then denying that he LIVES that lifestyle (i.e. ROCKSTAR).

[EbDawson]

Re: Diamond Dave

Originally posted by DrGrafenberg

Ok he forgets the words sometimes but that's not enough for me!

Actually, he's pretty bad at forgetting words. See, that's part of his schtick, i.e., "I forgot the Fucking words!".

[dstanzler]

LOL. Dave may be the greatest frontman of one of the best rock bands ever, but trust me, his solo career is pretty shity. LOL, but I like Dave nonetheless. No one can kick like him. Not even the Red Flamer.

Also, I hear he's bad at seducing women...he just takes the ones that throw themselves at him. But fuck, Dave rules.


DAVE>sammy

Dave

[Panamark]

I always laugh when somebody says Dave's solo career is shitty.
Maybe now, but please dont make a sweeping statement that
insinuates his whole solo career. When Dave did the Skyscraper tour
in Australia, he soldout venues two nights running that Van Halen
(without Dave) had trouble selling out for one night.

Check his solo album sales, come back and tell us that Dave's
solo career has been a failure...

Crazy from the Heat, Eat Em and Smile and Skyscraper were
fucking huge !! Im sure you will find they were all double/triple
platinum..

Im the first to admit that I dont like his last album, but hell Im
happy for him, and if he throws one bad album at us over 30 years,
well fuck it, I can handle that, I think we have been really well looked
after, all in all.

Dave solo has not been a failure.

[hot for david]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Dave cannot not dress like a homo with bad taste and sing

crappy rock ballads. He just can't.

LOL