Oh man, better than a Van Hagar© reunion that never happens after a Roth Reunification that never happened and left you with BLUE BALLS™......
hitchWORLD© is BACK... here in the Roth Army Dump, to LET YOU DOWN!!!
as always.
well, you gotta admit... it's WAY better than Gary Cherone fingering his ass to Eddie Van Halen's drunken puzzlement.
well, ok... it's close.
BUTT™ this AINT FUCKIN HORSESHOES, BAYBEEEE!@!!!
Some people ask me "hitch1969, why? Why give up a multimillion dollar site and domain to join THIS band. You were IN THIS BAND. You were fired on father's day by a drunken control freak who blamed it ALL on YOU. He said that you quit to be a solo artist... Why layoff such talent on bass guitar like "The Riddler®"? Can hitchWORLD© Legal™ set up their shingle at the home of Martha Stewart? How will Phil the Stalker become President without the grand ol party known as hitchworld???"
Well, I'm about one word folks.... LOYALTY.
Sarge got me my start, forgave me in the early days when I was wrong and gave a young upstart talent a CHANCE.
I would never betray that.
In the course, I try to be a Dr. Dre to the young Eminem's and 50 cents of the internet... repaying all that was given ME.
You'll notice that off tha bat... flappo is here as my co-mod. I love that guy like I love a guy in England named flappo that never posts anything that makes sense with alot of goofy fucking cartoony pictures and owns all the pussies on the net.
Well then.. WHY, hitch? "Why did you QUIT the army? Why didn't you take over this forum when it first came up?"
I gotta be honest.. hitchWORLD Legal™, in their last tasks as my counsel, advised me to sweeten the deal. Sarge and I have been in negotiations for weeks, sometimes late into the night. Make no mistake... this is a business. Nigga needs a return on the $19.95 hosting fee per month that Sarge marks up to said nigga. For Godsake, that's $15.95 more than I was paying at the place that got hacked!!! That's a fucking Xanax® copayment! That's a budweiser 18 pack! That's like.. 1/10th of one month's child support payment that my kids will never see!!!
The implications are astounding.
Alot of people don't know though... the Roth Army DUMP was set up 100% in response to ME, a few years ago.
I would start dumb ass threads in the main forum. The MAIN mods would ship it off to NON.
NON???
don't get me started.
anyway, or some of the assholes like that Liberal CUNT named FORD© (mod of Roth's Romper Room) would just decide that he would be the judge of what you can see and read and delete my shit altogether.
Doesn't sound too open minded to me.
So Sarge came up with a BEAUTIFUL idea. He created the Roth Army Dump.
No fucking mods. No one could touch it. "If you don't like it, send it off there"
His mods loved it.
I fucking HATED IT.
Brent, and all the other VH webmasters HATED IT.
I hated it because.... I was a fucking superstar. I BELONGED in MAIN. no matter what. My threads got HITS GALORE. Sarge knew that, he wasnt stupid. His moderators were quitting left and right though.
Brent and the other VH web dudes HATED it because it ran up post count, when they were deleting threads and posts at their site that they didn't like.
I wasnt kidding when I said that this was a business. Sarge was earning while the other ******s were spending.
SO back to how this all relates to ME. Because it's ALL about ME.
Eventually, I was so pissed, I just wanted my own forum. Sarge at the time... and of course, we're talking back in the day... anyway, he wouldnt make me a mod.
"How about make a hitchWORLD forum?" I told him
"How bout make The Dump the hitchWORLD forum???" I asked.
Dude wasnt down on that prom gown.
So he helped me start a cheesy ikonboard at a separate URL. Well, actually, I "quit" before that and got a free easy board. you know those? they are GAY. But still.
In sum, hitchWORLDIANS©, I've finally gotten my dream house. I feel like David Letterman, HAD he finally been handed "The Tonight Show". Wasn't in the Cards for Letterman, but it is for me.
Like I told you it's all about loyalty in my book. I started my career here at Roth Army. I want to retire from here.
I know that when most people think Roth Army... you think hitch1969©. You've been loyal to me, and I owe you the best show that I can put on that particular night. The best rant you'll ever read that day.
I'm going to give that to you.
(until contract renegotiations atleast )
BREASTS!!
=franchise nigga!!=
hitchWORLD© is BACK... here in the Roth Army Dump, to LET YOU DOWN!!!
as always.
well, you gotta admit... it's WAY better than Gary Cherone fingering his ass to Eddie Van Halen's drunken puzzlement.
well, ok... it's close.
BUTT™ this AINT FUCKIN HORSESHOES, BAYBEEEE!@!!!
Some people ask me "hitch1969, why? Why give up a multimillion dollar site and domain to join THIS band. You were IN THIS BAND. You were fired on father's day by a drunken control freak who blamed it ALL on YOU. He said that you quit to be a solo artist... Why layoff such talent on bass guitar like "The Riddler®"? Can hitchWORLD© Legal™ set up their shingle at the home of Martha Stewart? How will Phil the Stalker become President without the grand ol party known as hitchworld???"
Well, I'm about one word folks.... LOYALTY.
Sarge got me my start, forgave me in the early days when I was wrong and gave a young upstart talent a CHANCE.
I would never betray that.
In the course, I try to be a Dr. Dre to the young Eminem's and 50 cents of the internet... repaying all that was given ME.
You'll notice that off tha bat... flappo is here as my co-mod. I love that guy like I love a guy in England named flappo that never posts anything that makes sense with alot of goofy fucking cartoony pictures and owns all the pussies on the net.
Well then.. WHY, hitch? "Why did you QUIT the army? Why didn't you take over this forum when it first came up?"
I gotta be honest.. hitchWORLD Legal™, in their last tasks as my counsel, advised me to sweeten the deal. Sarge and I have been in negotiations for weeks, sometimes late into the night. Make no mistake... this is a business. Nigga needs a return on the $19.95 hosting fee per month that Sarge marks up to said nigga. For Godsake, that's $15.95 more than I was paying at the place that got hacked!!! That's a fucking Xanax® copayment! That's a budweiser 18 pack! That's like.. 1/10th of one month's child support payment that my kids will never see!!!
The implications are astounding.
Alot of people don't know though... the Roth Army DUMP was set up 100% in response to ME, a few years ago.
I would start dumb ass threads in the main forum. The MAIN mods would ship it off to NON.
NON???
don't get me started.
anyway, or some of the assholes like that Liberal CUNT named FORD© (mod of Roth's Romper Room) would just decide that he would be the judge of what you can see and read and delete my shit altogether.
Doesn't sound too open minded to me.
So Sarge came up with a BEAUTIFUL idea. He created the Roth Army Dump.
No fucking mods. No one could touch it. "If you don't like it, send it off there"
His mods loved it.
I fucking HATED IT.
Brent, and all the other VH webmasters HATED IT.
I hated it because.... I was a fucking superstar. I BELONGED in MAIN. no matter what. My threads got HITS GALORE. Sarge knew that, he wasnt stupid. His moderators were quitting left and right though.
Brent and the other VH web dudes HATED it because it ran up post count, when they were deleting threads and posts at their site that they didn't like.
I wasnt kidding when I said that this was a business. Sarge was earning while the other ******s were spending.
SO back to how this all relates to ME. Because it's ALL about ME.
Eventually, I was so pissed, I just wanted my own forum. Sarge at the time... and of course, we're talking back in the day... anyway, he wouldnt make me a mod.
"How about make a hitchWORLD forum?" I told him
"How bout make The Dump the hitchWORLD forum???" I asked.
Dude wasnt down on that prom gown.
So he helped me start a cheesy ikonboard at a separate URL. Well, actually, I "quit" before that and got a free easy board. you know those? they are GAY. But still.
In sum, hitchWORLDIANS©, I've finally gotten my dream house. I feel like David Letterman, HAD he finally been handed "The Tonight Show". Wasn't in the Cards for Letterman, but it is for me.
Like I told you it's all about loyalty in my book. I started my career here at Roth Army. I want to retire from here.
I know that when most people think Roth Army... you think hitch1969©. You've been loyal to me, and I owe you the best show that I can put on that particular night. The best rant you'll ever read that day.
I'm going to give that to you.
(until contract renegotiations atleast )
BREASTS!!
=franchise nigga!!=
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