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Chris Connelly: Fred Norris, one of the stars of Private Parts, and indeed, David Lee Roth. Fred, let's start with you. You have a tub scene with a nude starlet in this film,
Fred Norris: (Turns to crowd) Hold on, hold on, these guys have something to say here...
Crowd Chants: EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS!...
CC: Alright David...
FN: This guy here, is the ONLY lead singer in Van Halen that matters!
David Lee Roth: I don't care what Ed Van Halen says about me, I know that Mr. Rogers and Howard Stern like me just the way I fucking am.
CC: Alright Dave, the last time you were at an event like this, you know the guys in Van Halen said that your behavior was such, that they kicked you out of the band.
DLR: Heys guys, you know what? Van Halen was one of the greatest bands in the history of the sport. It still is, and as long as I was in the band it still will forever be. God bless the fans who always supported us.
CC: What are your feelings about those guys for the way they treated you this past year though?
DLR: Ah, you know what? Tonight is Howard Stern's night. Tonight is about Private Parts, or at least somebody's private parts here. There are two words in radio now. There's Marconi and Howard Stern. Everybody is here. I was walking, now this would only happen in New York City, I was walking in from the limo here, and a fella comes up with a backwards baseball cap and the Pendleton and everything. And he gets in here, and it was the cop who busted me undercover in Washington Square Park.
CC: We're bringing people together tonight. Fred, just like you were so fabulous in this film how has Howard dealt with all this and how did you deal with your nude scene?
FN: How did I deal with my nude scene? Quite wonderfully. I actually met the woman, on the sidewalk here tonight that was nude. I met her husband and he didn't hit me so things are going quite well actually.
CC: So you're looking for a fun event, the two of you tonight?
FN: I'm looking forward to a fun event and if Dave wants to ask me about my hip, he can ask me about my hip. It's cool.
DLR: This is a spectacular event. We have a mini-city here. Please staaay offff the towerrrs.
Howard Stern: Here we are, on MTV. This is the most incredible night of my life, it really is. I've actually started a new supergroup, Tony Bennett, David Lee Roth and myself. It's great to see you here Dave.
DLR: This is the most amazing thing in the history of show business.
HS: Tony, I want to thank you for coming tonight. I'll be singing tonight, I'll be singing to you, I hope I do you proud.
Tony Bennett: I know you will. Thank you. It's great to be here. this is a phenomenon.
HS: What's amazing to me is... Alright, Yeah! You know you don;t actually get to do a movie unless you have people behind you to get it made, it's because of you.... I gotta tell you something. For four years I tried to get this movie on the big screen, and I kept rejecting scripts and that kind of stuff. And I think the only reason you get to reject scripts is because you have people behind you. Isn't that true Dave?
DLR: Well Howard, I think that the difficultly was, that your the first one to take radio from music 101 to radio 36 DD and that's a pretty hard thing to get on the screen.
HS: Let me say something...Van Halen is NOTHING without David Lee Roth!
Crowd: Yeah!......
HS: That's the man! Am I right Tony?
TB: Right.
HS: Right, I'm absolutely right.
Crowd Chants: EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS! EDDIE SUCKS!...
DLR: Wait a minute guys. Eddie doesn't, Eddie doesn't suck, Eddie doesn't suck...he just made a little mistake.
HS: Just go with the flow Dave.
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