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.................the background singer! Yeah thats right, this fat fuck doesnt even deserve the title of "the bass player". He is a fucking puppet who only knows how to spew the company line so his bosses(the sisters), wont throw him out on his roly poly ass. Also unacceptable is the way this shit stain acts like he has some pull in interviews. Need an example?! From a few years back...."I just wont tour with Dave" As if that was HIS fucking decision. Jesus Christ I bet he needs help wiping his crusty, cum encrusted ass. And number one? He has barely played the bass on record since 1981! Thats some bassist huh?! What a fucking legend. The background singer!
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True, his background vocals are the only thing distinctive about him. He's adequate on bass, but not much more. And I can't stand his "solo." -
Edited the title........mistyped "Michael".........see that's how unimportant that fucker is!Comment
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yeah he isnt bad, isnt great. all the stuff about him not playing on the record is speculation as far as I know...i have never really read anything that he didnt other than Dave making a comment and Sammy making a comment about it. Eddie definitly writes the bass parts but I would think MA plays it in the studio.isnt that what you want from a bass player...someone you dont really noticeComment
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As I said before how nice of Dave to ask Mr. Nobody for his opinion. I'm sure he even sent him on a drink run a few minutes later.Originally posted by Warham
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Oh he did Bill. He was just patronizing the 'bass player'.
I think that was the first time that Dave talked to him. On the 1983 tour.
Never did find out what his name was.Comment
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Michael (Momma Smurf) Anthony,
is Sammy Hagar's butt plug!!Comment
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I think that's what EVH & SHEMP want in a bass player, Empyrelounge44. Imagine Billy Sheehan in VAN HALEN. The standard response by the SISTERS is they don't want the bass "cluttering" up the sound, that the bass should be "subliminal". Tell that to JOHN PAUL JONES, CHRIS SQUIER, JOHN ENTWISTLE, STANLEY CLARKE, JACO PASTORIOUS, or JACK BRUCE. Who KNOWS if MIKEY can actualy PLAY the BASS, he has NEVER BEEN ALLOWED TO !!!!!!!Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
isnt that what you want from a bass player...someone you dont really notice
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!Comment
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er, no!Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
isnt that what you want from a bass player...someone you dont really notice
Last edited by DrGrafenberg; 09-01-2004, 11:58 AM.Comment
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i guess its just a preference thing...i dont think an entwistle style would have fit on early Van Halen...i think that style and Eddie would be so cluttered and busy sounding.Comment
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I remember an old interview with Eddie, and he was defending Mike's ability saying that he plays bass, not the guitar on bass. This way the song is wide open for him and he wouldn't have to compete with the bass player.
It makes some sense. He's not great, but he does the job and his bass playing does not prevent me from loving all the songs from the six-pack.
Just please no more god damn solos!!!Comment
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Michael Anthony is a fat, lucky monkey. The most forgotten man in rock.Comment
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Dave decides to go trekking in the jungle. He goes with a guide and they set off into the thick forest of trees. As they get deeper into the jungle Dave can hear the faint sound of distant drums. All day they trek deeper & deeper into the jungle all the time they can hear the drums pounding & pounding relentlessly. Night begins to fall so Dave and his guide set up camp. Through out the night, the drums pound & pound, louder & louder. As dawn sets over the camp the next morning Dave wakes from a not very good nights sleep due to the incessant drumming...”Don’t those drums ever fuckin’ stop?” yells Dave at his guide. “Oh you don’t want the drums to stop,” says the guide, “if the drums stop it is very, very bad thing!” he informs Dave.
“Why? What happens?” enquires Dave……..
"Bass solo starts!" Says the guideComment
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there you go! another good joke DrGrafenberg! And an avatar to rival Cato's!Comment
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